thomas

Completely agree with freaky gyrating chicken man.

Sounds like you've done this before. You read enough of them on craigslist and you can write them in your sleep.

Yeah just put out an ad on craigslist. "Are you a straight guy who loves newcastle united? Want to jack off with another straight guy over a potential starting XI? Hit me up. No gay shit, just two dudes with their dicks out. Let's touch them and see what happens. I stress, no homo."

That's why they want Carroll. Looking at the team they've built it's clear they need that big target man, both to deliver to or to help hold up for the other attacking options. Crouch is definitely not it. Probably the last missing piece of the puzzle between them and consistent top 4 finishes + the odd trophy.

If Crouch had even an average leap or average heading ability he'd be a monster with the service they could provide.

I've done the math enough to know the dangers of our second guessing. We're safe.

Four more please.

aston cunting villa!? Why the fuck?

I'm off to support Man U with the other Americans. Good luck with this shit, Mike.

Domenech was a psycho who literally believed in balancing the astrological signs of his squad? Also Robert Pires?

There's a lot of players worth breaking a wage structure for and he isn't one of them. Glad it's over with relatively quickly instead of spending the whole window negotiating. On to other targets.

Fuck this gay earth

I, for one, welcome our new robot officiating overlords.

There is, it just doesn't work very well. Oh. I thought I'd killed the server earlier trying, but the Ste search came back with a single result for this whole thread. Figured it was "working as intended" and there wasn't a way to get what he was after.

http://i.imgur.com/mIimB.jpg I hope you got up and strutted around like that after that post.

I hope that "would let him leave for free" would carry the understanding that we'll be the one Vela goes out on loan to. Multiple birds, one stone. I don't think he'd get enough games with you for Wenger to send him on loan, i don't think he'd want Campbell THAT much to sacrifice Vela. If pardew wouldn't start Carroll + Vela every game possible there'd be major questions asked of his mental faculties.

I hope that "would let him leave for free" would carry the understanding that we'll be the one Vela goes out on loan to. Multiple birds, one stone.

Looks like Tim Booth after gender reassignment surgery

I went through all 50 pages, ctrl+f'ing for "Thomas". I don't think there's a way to search for posts, by user, within a thread.

1 post about our spending relative to other championship clubs. 1 post taunting someone about calling the league "EPL." 1 post saying "Fuck Wigan", which is apt at any point in time, Vicky Moses or not. Hindsight-o-meter says I check out ok.

I know it's a dangerous game to assume Dashley will act in a logical manner, but surely they'd learned a lesson about doing that from the KK fiasco.

Two names we were PROMISED! PARDEW OUT!

:clap: HEEEERE COOOMMMMMEEE THE SUPPAAA FAAAAANNNNNNSSS!!!!!! :clap:

fucking load of hysterical, histrionic, overdramatic fairies in this thread tbh. It's a bad performance and an exit from a cup not the end of the world.