thomas

I too think professional footballers are my friends because they tweet about things that reinforce my preexisting biases.

Yeah but I reckon between DL and MA they might struggle to give half a f*** over what the fans think about the Barton situation.

Nolan in 4 years will still know where the goal is. Smith hasn't known that since 4 years now. Aye, he'll know where it is, but it's finding it that will count. What a stupid conclusion. It's not like. Doubt he'll be able to get into the box from the center circle in a single sprint. Nolan's going to make Harper look like an olympic sprinter in another two years. He'll be marginally less mobile than a metropolitan police station. Pre-match mascots will get caught in his gravity and fall into orbit around him, sparking multiple lawsuits. etc.

Sicknote. Get rid.

maybe the m stands for mong

following the newcastle model clearly

I hate this job but I signed a contact, guess I have to put up with it.

hankerin' for a shankerin'

Wonder how Cabaye feels about the lack of planning... Who's to say it's a lack of planning and he was denied at the last minute as opposed to weeks ago and the club has just kept quiet about it until asked? If I've missed that line in the articles please link it.

Whelan's pricing him out of a move

Sarcasm on my part. Here's a genuine go at it Alan Pardew has backed summer signing Yohan Cabaye to be a key man for Newcastle United this season - but he will have to wait a little longer to integrate the frenchman into his pre-season plans. The Chronicle can reveal today that Cabaye was not on board the magpies' flight to the united states yesterday and will play no part in the three-game tour of the US. a ??? problem with his visa application is believed to be the reason for his ? from the squad. But pardew is relieved about the ? said just it will ? with his plans this season. Pardew - who here ??? america - told the chronicle today from ... Kansas? "Yohan will ? to us - he'll add a pace and an intelligence to our game" he said. "The players have already seen that all three are good players. It's no good ? training ground. Your players like Fabricio Coloccini and Joey Barton ??? Premier League. You want to see those players performing in the Premier League at their very best. hopefully we see that from Yohan and the new boys this year." ok f*** this my eyes water.

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ffs im sure a 60 year old man loves confronting a bunch of p*ssed mongs in bars http://i.imgur.com/GLncy.jpg

I'm still impressed we got 8m for him after being relegated

Fuck this gay earth.

Sounds like an alright system to me.

the things i would do...

Thought I'd missed some good news about ameobi till I saw what you did there.

Harry came out a few weeks back and said he's been told he'll have to sell before he buys.

dunno like, if that hoodie is covering up full sleeve yakuza tats I'd have to say no

probably giggs, but http://www.evertontime.com/

I missed all the fun. Here's alan pardew. http://i.imgur.com/xtWU5.gif

Yeah, it's the game that's stupid here.

Gary Hooper

That wasn't even two minutes. I weep for your significant other.