thomas

dying to see a walker/joelinton cunt off

the misery mags will be well chuffed at the fine finish.

that was quick. Probably broke a lot of recently-registered hearts here seeing us take a lead.

considering penning an eyeroll worthy thinkpiece titled "Why Winning a Cup Was The Worst Thing for Eddie Howe's Newcastle United"

yeah why not. let's have tonali air lifted to the morgue. perfect ending to the first half. fuck it

congrats to kam patterson on breaking his duck

cannot wait to waffle stomp these on friday

everyone turning into the shadow demons from Ghost trying to pull isak to hell the second he gets injured.

kill iz

Genuinely hope eddie never coaches the cute backheel/layoff attempts out of nick's game they absolutely never land but I like the confidence to try.

heyyyy alright.

I've got a positive feeling about this, idk.

double barrelled knee slide into someone's chest gets you carded? game's gone soft

at this point i look forward to game day thread elanga hate more than i do the actual matches

god they're vile

i'm like 90% sure i'm just a dweeb who thinks he knows better because he's played FM and FIFA for decades but his subs are genuinely bad & baffling love him to bits though.

it's _a_ goal. we haven't looked like a League 2 reserve side. There's 75 minutes to play. The way some of you sit on the edge of your seat waiting for something to go wrong is just mind boggling. scratch off the rest of the game. call it an L. fucking hell. addicted to moaning.

worst half of football that's ever existed but we're somehow 2-0 up. honking. worrying. stressful. unsettling. lovecraftian. eldritch terror. unspeakable horror.

rip ramsey you were alright for about 40 minutes, we have the watch now, we'll see you in valhalla

did look like an m. bison slide kick but it was just an old man's paper mache spine showing its age

actually kill me

wow a bonus 10% of a football match. good value for money.

rip to all the posters who committed seppuku because we weren't up 8-0 in the first half

so much better than them literally everywhere. the win will come if we don't lose our heads trying to force it.

hall is fucking class