Don't forget a holiday!
I feel like he's got to do something at least, right?
There's a lot to lose if he doesn't. And I know everyone enjoys the wink and nudge "E's a gambler though. OL MIKE LOVES A GAMBLE. THIS HORSE ISN'T DEAD YET" joke, but even if it doesn't kill the deal the fact none of these plonkers have relegation clauses means it's going to cost him a lot because there's no chance charnley can shift this dead weight.