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thomas

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  1. If we were guaranteed to take off an extra 20 seconds off the clock for it I think Bruce would snap your hands off.
  2. steve bruce licking his lips at the prospect of buckling down and weathering a storm for 90 minutes to accumulate another point, which is what it's all about
  3. Not a single one of them ignored tactics completely It might not have been mourinho/rafa levels of prep and organization but there's a whole gradient between that and not at all edit: I fully believe Bruce, however, does completely ignore them.
  4. for fucking sure luke 2 wins in 19 or whatever is an untenable position of failure but make it 3 wins in 20 and that'll shut us right up I'll hold my hands up right away and say I was wrong.
  5. now look up "spineless hooplicker" luke and make sure they were licensed to use your image next to the definition.
  6. I know it's been said that relegation doesn't kill the deal but it surely puts it into cryogenic deep freeze until (if) we come back up? Nee way wor MBS would be caught dead buying a 2nd tier club.
  7. Don't forget a holiday! I feel like he's got to do something at least, right? There's a lot to lose if he doesn't. And I know everyone enjoys the wink and nudge "E's a gambler though. OL MIKE LOVES A GAMBLE. THIS HORSE ISN'T DEAD YET" joke, but even if it doesn't kill the deal the fact none of these plonkers have relegation clauses means it's going to cost him a lot because there's no chance charnley can shift this dead weight.
  8. Mike just needs to waddle onto the training ground and offer all the players an extra million bonus for staying up and say as a bonus to the bonus he'll sack Steve on the spot just for giggles. In front of everyone. Absolute safety guaranteed.
  9. Aye he's doing nothing but stinking up the place. The odor will linger regardless but better sooner than later.
  10. literally the human version of shat in sweatpants discarded in a muddy ditch.
  11. considering doing a montage of our shitness set to Johnny Cash's cover of "Hurt" now and putting it on youtube
  12. if you gave death row inmates a choice between this and a pack of starving wolves they'd take their chances with the wolves every time
  13. Bruce hate gives me energy, not gonna lie
  14. If the deal doesn't hinge on safety he won't give two farts in a hurricane
  15. Any contact now sends 1 to 3 players flailing to ground, sick of it :lol:
  16. :lol: https://twitter.com/secondtierpod/status/1368498630768926722
  17. my mans head legitimately looks like a sno-cone
  18. Why is this guy allowed to comment on anything
  19. shat himself at the thought of needing to out-tactic allardyce. exudes all the raw charisma and confidence of a soggy bog roll in a foreign toilet. hate him so much.
  20. The longer it goes on the more certain I am it was a money laundering scheme
  21. Unlike our takeover, which is imminent and certain, no matter how much the dark forces of the universe want to kill our vibe with their turd energy.
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