thomas

Who looks at the 2% of boobage revealed by that dress and thinks "nah, not for me"?

It's like a "The Good Place" plot We're getting taken over! But what's this, it's by a horrible nation state? Oh the internal agony! Wait, what's that? Double punked, there never was any takeover [throng of demons chortles]

*wheels out projector, plays 1960's filmstrip* The key to understanding Mike Ashley is that nothing he does makes sense.

Yes. Don’t for a second believe the Red Sox results from your search.

Your kids ? A trophy gathering dust in a cabinet somewhere would still amount to more in life than any offspring that takes half its DNA from me, so I’m in, at least. WWBD? hes a Mets fan so fuck ‘im.

Your kids ? A trophy gathering dust in a cabinet somewhere would still amount to more in life than any offspring that takes half its DNA from me, so I’m in, at least.

Maybe the wrong thread to announce it but I’ll fight anyone who hasn’t seen Carlito’s Way

Ayyyyy Benny Blanco! From the Bronx!

It feels like that would be taking on some kind of 2nd or 3rd level of indirect responsibility and I've always rejected notions like that. None of their atrocious acts were done in the name of Newcastle United or to further their interest in the club. There's a kind of nihilism about it all anyway, given my absolute inability to change what they're doing or planning on doing. Might as well enjoy my club for the first time in 10 years.

Yeah I'd like to see him try it with MBS. "I've changed my mind. The price is now £500m" "Here's our counteroffer: your head or your club. Pick which one you'd like to keep."

Just guessing here but as MA hates media coverage and scrutiny to a pathological degree, that's two things he gets if the sale is leaked instead of completed quietly and quickly behind closed doors.

I mean it's totally fake but it's particularly cruel to add in they wouldn't even have control of club

And the crowd goes mild.

still LoL at de gea getting booked regardless

goddamn

90 minutes of trash, Isaac "he's still here?" Hayden accidentally wandering onto the end of a cross. Sign Bruce to a lifetime contract.

it's cool we're disentegrating in real time like thanos snapped somewhere

good fucking god

WELP

fucks sake matty :lol:

will absolutely run himself into the ground for the cause, just wish it was a more worthy cause

holy shit

wew

FUCKS. SAKE.