Mourinho's first nine Chelsea games:
Chelsea 1-0 Man Utd
Birmingham 0-1 Chelsea
C Palace 0-2 Chelsea
Chelsea 2-1 Southampton
Aston Villa 0-0 Chelsea
Chelsea 0-0 Tottenham
Middlesbrough 0-1 Chelsea
Chelsea 1-0 Liverpool
Man City 1-0 Chelsea
So that's four 1-0 wins, two 0-0s and a defeat - against Man City, where they failed to score. The only games they got 2 in were against teams who eventually got relegated. 8 goals in 9 games. He'd just spent £70m topping up a squad who had been topped up to the tune of £120m the summer before and who had just finished second. The boring cunt, no creativity, etc.
Lucky he wasn't with us really, we'd have had him sacked off by the end of September.