Wullie

Remember that bloke who killed the supermodel a few weeks ago? In a nutshell, he escaped, attacked Ruby from Eastenders (who got up and then solved an armed robbery) and ended up at the graveside. Jo now has a hunch that he didn't kill her after all. Were you serious? Who cares, I'm bored.

Did I miss the bastard Bill? It was great. Story continues next week too. Much better than a friendly.

Kev and Jamie, when you're paying for tickets wth something other than the pocket money your mam gave you, and you've got bills, rent and food to pay for with that money before you think about tickets, then you can criticize the people who think that £15 would be better spent on something other than a meaningless kickabout. Especially when The Bill's on.

Eh? Since when have NUFC done that? We've signed a few big money defenders, but they've been fucking rubbish, apart from the obvious in Woodgate. For too long we've got by on cheap shite who can 'do a job' when most of the time they actually can't, to the required level anyway - AO'B, Carr, Babayaro, Moore, Griffin, Hughes et al. Ramage is never going to be solid and dependable because he just doesn't have the ability in the Premiership. League 1 player if he's lucky.

He's much worse than Bramble.

It'll take more than Allardyce to make Ramage solid and dependable I'm afraid. One CB's really not enough, especially given that Taylor's injury prone.

What is it?

We'll need a replacement like, we're already two midfielders short imo.

Sad adults. "You's wrinklies are like so uncool!" http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38347000/jpg/_38347633_kevin300.jpg

Oh. My. God. Don't ever talk to me about NUFC again. In that case don't fucking talk to me about The Bill (Eastenders too cos I watched that as well) and we're all happy.

I live in Newcastle and I stayed at home cos I wanted to see The Bill. Is that ok?

http://www.football.co.uk/shared/images/players/players_9343.jpg Looks like he's jut caught some bloke in bed with his wife, doesn't know whether to cry or fly into a fit of rage Probably Midds.

Every day brings nowt, it's starting to concern me more and more. I thought this week would be the week we'd move on a few targets but it's Thursday now, and there's fuck all.

He was out of contract! He'd have had to give a new contract to Sibierski, Moore, Pav and all the other deadwood we shifted by that logic. 'Clean slate' applied to the players contracted to NUFC, that was always obvious.

Sounds like change for change's sake to me. Pointless.

Not very encouraging quotes.

Liverpool, Man Utd and Chelsea all have chairmen with no football experience when they took charge.

Who the fuck's Haim?

SSN breaking news - mackems have bid £4m for it.

Dude how old are you? At least he is letting us know why things are not progressing as quickly as we would all like. It's good to know that we are at leastactively pursuing people and have the resources to do so. Would you rather hear the manager is out scouting players like Roeder was doing? Or hear that we are about to sign someone only to find out we aren't and have in fact brought in Sibierski and Bernard instead? Relax and find something else to do for a little bit. Any news will most likely be coming through at around 1:00pm when the evening chronicle articles come through. Dude are you retarded? Well we will at least here something. We can then decide how true it is. It's where we have heard about most of our targets initially isn't it? We shoukld at least have an update on whether or not the Baptista and Hangeland talk is "wide of the mark" or not. Seriously, you might as well go ask the cat at 12:00pm, at least you'll get the news an hour earlier, and its probably got closer than Anal. Tomorrow ask a random wall at 11am and be right ahead of the game.

He's fucking appalling. £6m.

http://icnewcastle.icnetwork.co.uk/newcastleunited/journalsport/tm_headline=no-win-to-mark-start-of-new-era%26method=full%26objectid=19499461%26siteid=50081-name_page.html

We'll still sign him this summer. "Line-up opening day" Hope so though, depending on the severity of the injury.

How many people are picking Bridge? He's injured lads.

"Believed" by who? This summer we're "believed" to have bid for Deco and inquired about Ronaldinho! All depends on what you read in the papers, personally I prefer to believe fuck all until I see something concrete, to my recollection there was fuck all concrete about Davies or Crouch.