Wullie

Malcom's out on loan.

It's French Ligue 2 on a Friday night, bet on a goal in the first half of each game. It's a low scoring league so you get good prices but it comes in much more often than the prices say it should.

Atalanta miss a late penalty to beat Inter at San Siro.

Lazio 1-0 Napoli, what a howler from Ospina to gift Immobile the winner.

Sheff United have had more VAR goals ruled out than any other club.

It's amazing how often those first halves come in considering it's not a high scoring league, it's weird. Think that's 4 times this season.

I had the first halves on at 32/1.

If they can complete the triumvirate and include gloves then I'm in and will get my ST back immediately so I can come and protest.

Tory Boy Hurst is a total wanker.

Athletic Bilbao and Valencia are similar clubs Rafa Benitez won 2 titles and a European trophy with that level of club. Valencia hadn't won the league in 31 years. Athletic Bilbao can only sign Basque players ffs Bielsa also managed them in the period from 2011-2013, i.e. when one of the best teams of all time was in La Liga. Rafa would not have won the league with Valencia in those years I think you should have a look at the lineups of Real Madrid and Barca when Rafa was at Valencia. Rafa won the league with 70 something points. Barca and Real were consistently in the 90s in 2011-13 Only 1 manager in the last 35 years has broken the dominance of Real Madrid and Barcelona twice. Outstanding achievement considering no one else has broken the dominance twice in the last 35 years. FFS

If anyone had Inter tonight via that method, they're already in after 40 minutes, doesn't matter what Napoli do now. Price was identical. Feel like it's a loophole they'll probably close at some point.

Atalanta casually banging out consecutive 5-0 wins.

Loved it when Dion Dublin cleaned him out then nutted him.

"It's outside the ground. The end."

Useful tip for anyone who likes the Result and BTTS market: if you use the bet365 bet builder to create the bet (Result: Team X and BTTS - Yes) instead of using the normal market, then on the competitions where the Early Payout offer applies, the match result part will be marked as a win at 2-0 (or 3-1 etc), in which case you just need the other team to score for the entire slip to win and the result becomes irrelevant. The price is identical no matter which way you do it but only one of them definitely requires your team to win the match so it's a complete no brainer in the relevant competitions. You can use the BB for accumulators now too.

Pickford should have asked for longer arms off Santa.

People paying to watch Mike Ashley's Newcastle in the FA Cup and then moaning about the performance will never not be funny.

It just boggles my mind that anyone is interested in them in the slightest.

Those half season tickets proving to be worth every penny.

It's funny, if he'd been blatantly racist in private I'd probably be thinking "well he's bang to rights". Yet even as the father of a disabled child, getting the sack for a private joke of that nature doesn't sit right with me at all.

Looney tunes.

I think the lines on the screen are meant to inform the viewer what is happening but that's actually the biggest problem with it as it stands. Elsewhere in Europe you just see the freeze frame and then you get the decision. It allows leeway for the referee in the booth to give an onside decision where it is too tight to call without looking at individual pixels. Once you've put those ridiculous lines on the screen, you're giving the viewer too much information.

Hilarious seeing all the journalists and ex-players who were avidly in favour of it backpedaling like fuck. Football's Brexit. You'll not be able to find a single person who admits ever being in favour of it by the end of the season.

Souness said if any part of you is onside, you're onside. I've been saying that for ages and Nut you've been an absolute zealot in favour of this, don't pretend otherwise now.

When I said the same as him three months ago you said it was total bollocks.