Wullie

PL history? It would be one of the most amazing things in sporting history.

Love Dennis.

Which route does this journalist take from Preston to Blackburn? They're about ten miles apart. Thought we might have offered Carlisle the use of SJP actually, probably the closest ground without them going into Scotland. They could have used Queen of the South's ground quite easily if the fixtures didn't overlap, that would have made a good future quiz question.

Same fixture last year? Pretty sure that was the only time we ever came back from being behind at half time when he was here. One of the scorers was sub in that game (Sammy).

Last time was that atrocious game at Fulham - Barton pen after foul on Smith. 8 years ago, almost to the day.

I had £1 on it. Beat that Paully.

Fucking hell Paully, you'll be in a position to buy Ashley out shortly.

That was fucking mint, fucking get in.

Luckily I can. Honestly, I could go on and on and on, there are dozens of these. The way you paint yourself as someone who warned against the dangers of getting rid of the loathsome cunt is absolutely unbearable.

He did leave for a team that where in the bottom 3 like, I don't think he was loving it. Aye, it was definitely Mike Ashley that forced him out, not the fanbase that made it perfectly clear how loathed he was.

Alan Pardew was Mike Ashley's number one fan. He fucking loved the way this club is run because it allowed him to get away with being deliberately mediocre. That's why he got the job in the first place, because he was delighted to be asked to help run the expectations of the supporters into the ground, to crush their spirit. Little irritates me quite so much as reading his fucking hard luck stories, how he was handcuffed by his cruel employer. He knew what was in his contract and he couldn't get his name on it fast enough.

Man Utd on again

Poor fella. Hope he doesn't top himself. That would be terrible.

Price on Partizan to beat Augsburg tonight looks bizarrely long.

They know their football in the North East.

This. Fans of other teams and pundits who only know about the SKY 6. Usually like to bleat on about how wrong it is to sack the manager, they should stick with him etc. I always thought Monk was a fairly strange appointment and possibly a risky one. They haven't progressed under him and now they appear to be going backwards. That is worrying. I think I'd be wanting our manager gone with form like that. 6 points from a possible 33, plus a cup loss to a lower league team?! That is form. I'm not even sure Pardew went on a run quite that bad? He'd just have his insane 5-6 wins in a row. Coupled with 5-6 losses in a row. But to be that bad for 12 games, is a massive worry. It's not like they've had a really horrible set of fixtures, either. From the 29th of December 2013 to the 4th of October 2014 he did this. LOST Arsenal (h) 0-1 LOST West Brom (a) 0-1 LOST Cardiff City(h) 1-2 (FA Cup) LOST Manchester City(h) 0-2 WON West Ham (a) 3-1 DRAW Norwich City (a) 0-0 LOST Sunderland (h) 0-3 LOST Chelsea (a) 0-3 LOST Spurs (h) 0-4 WON Aston Villa (h) 1-0 WON Hull City (a) 4-1 LOST Fulham (a) 0-1 WON Crystal Palace (h) 1-0 LOST Everton (h) 0-3 LOST Southampton (a) 0-4 LOST Manchester United (h) 0-4 LOST Stoke City (a) 0-1 LOST Swansea City (h) 1-2 LOST Arsenal (a) 0-3 WON Cardiff City (h) 3-0 LOST Liverpool (a) 1-2 Which was then prolonged LOST Manchester City (h) 0-2 DRAW Aston Villa (a) 0-0 WON Gillingham (a) 1-0 (LC) DRAW Crystal Palace (h) 3-3 LOST Southampton (a) 0-4 DRAW Hull City (h) 2-2 WON Crystal Palace (a) 3-2 (LC) LOST Stoke City (a) 0-1 DRAW Swansea City (a) 2-2 W: 6 (2 in the LC) D: 5 L: 18 Don't forget: http://i.imgur.com/8mBzKlW.png

They need to either win by 2, or win 3-2.

Was worth £600 but cashed out for £415, didn't have the bottle to hang on when it's this open. Not won on this for ages so happy enough with that.

My missus puts like a couple of quid a week on and never had any problems.

The wife and I have each got 3-2 either way at 11s (placed at 1-1). So glad I didn't go with my original thoughts.

Paully/Hans

Best lay odds I've seen tonight for the 365 offer, can cover under 3.5 first half goals with Coral at 28/1.

I could really do with a win tonight so I'm very tempted by just a Man United win at 23/10. 1-0 appeals as well given how boring you lot are and the fact that a point will do for Wolfsburg, can see it staying goalless for a while. So get your money on a home goal in the first five minutes.

Not like Chelsea to get a lower league side at home. EDIT: fuck off