Wullie

While i wouldn't defend any of the three, the fact we've suffered retrospective punishment three times while hatchet man De Jong gets off scot-free is like a sick joke. I'd happily take three bans in that game alone to see us purposely kick the fuck out of that animal on Boxing Day.

I wonder if the coaches have picked this up yet, but the main issue with his crosses is that they don't have a lot of curl on them, which you need if you're going to cross with your right from a deep-ish position on the left side. The solution is to tell him to cross more with his left imo, which he did against... Blackburn (I think?) and looked a lot more dangerous for it, because those crosses were much more difficult to defend. Crossed with his left for Shola to head in vs Wigan too iirc.

Aliadiere got one too for slapping Mascherano then appealing.

Howay Everton ffs.

Bring back Andy Townsend's Tactics Truck say I.

When our defenders have the ball with three opposition players around them in our own area, they try and pass, dribble and skin their way out of it. When the fuckers have it under no pressure, they hoof it to Carroll.

You could say the same about Coloccini - "provoked" by Elmander giving him the runaround all afternoon. In the real world, there is absolutely no justification for either of them and both of them have let NUFC and the manager down big time.

Titter. PM's me on Skunkers everytime we lose asking if i'm still happy.

I noticed Gerrard made no acknowledgment of the knockdown too, tit.

Delighted with Gerrard looking like he might struggle to make the game at SJP in a few weeks time.

Carroll did well considering England made absolutely no effort to get balls into him from wide, pathetic tactics. Jordan Henderson disappeared up his own arse after five minutes only popping up to foul someone in the second half, the lad is shit.

yep, shame Ryan Taylor's injured. Don't know why that tickled me.

Pretty sure either Sammy Ameobi or more likely one of his mates lives in my building, seen him a few times in the car park.

I see you've managed to wrestle the keyboard back from the dog.

Surprised they're not just pleased that he's ousted that darkie Bent from the squad considering the racist abuse they threw at Shola when he played for the U21s at the SOS. Horrible fucking scum.

:lol: I'd take him scoring against us again to see that.

http://sports.williamhill.com/bet/en-gb/betting/e/1604567/sp/Andy-Carroll-Specials.html http://www.victorchandler.com/vcbet/en-gb/coupon/show/3/16526510/2860/10976/3869418/1 Damn, must have closed the book on him chinning some lass in the West End afterwards.

He's lost his pace and adapted his game.

Billy Furious agrees with me: http://billyfurious.com/?p=173

Lovenkrands is not the only one who missed these absolute sitters he had cos I did as well.

I still think that Man Utd away is the only game in which the opposition have looked better than us and that has to be quite encouraging. I also think that if Ben Arfa had played in games like Saturday we would probably have won them. I'd tend to agree with that. Man U was the only game where we've been outclassed. Arsenal can play football of which we're not capable, but we set them problems. We were unlucky not to get something at Man City. Really, apart from the big two, we look capable of picking up points anywhere. We too would have rolled over the Chelsea that the mackems came up against on Sunday. Doubt we'll see them again though.

Capello: "He is the classic English centre forward but he is good, also, technically. He’s a very interesting player. He is the future for our team."

Andy Johnson's lost none of his ability to cheat I noticed.

That was what Stoke were like when we played them in the relegation season. No idea what they're like week in and week out and they'll probably be silent as mice when they're an established Premier League team for ten years but I know our players were absolutely shitting themselves in the first half from the hostility whenever we had the ball.