Big Geordie

Blyth 2 Belper 0 Rivers with his 2nd.

Nearly a pen to Chelsea - handball against Colo.

Sammy coming on for Gouffran?

Oscar scores

Burnley 2 QPR 1 Ings Blyth 1 Belper Town 0 Jarrett Rivers

Sissoko hits the post!

Sounds like Cabella is playing like a man possessed.

Cabella with a good run and shot - deflection off Terry for a corner. Sounds like we are bossing it, ATM.

Sounds like we've started well, apart from the usual poor set-pieces.

Costa to destroy Williamson.

Cabella to get blamed and dropped by Carver, when the inevitable hammering comes.

Mackems down to 10men. Bridcutt off.

Yup - don't know much about him, but it seems he would be an excellent appointment going off what he did at Lyon.

Gordon Taylor in being a cunt,. shocker. The man's a ringpiece.

Ched Evans now saying that he called the deal off, not Oldham. 'I have withdraw from talks with Oldham Athletic. I would like to thank the club, and those who have supported me in my lawful quest to find work.' Says he did so because of the 'mob rule' tactics employed by society, and that the constant media reporting had the desired influence on some sponsors and that the club would face significant financial pressure if he joined them. Does seem to be something of a PR campaign on his part to turn the tide (as it were) Judging by his last comments - no genuine remorse there, as he comes over as feeling very hard done to. Prick.

Charming! Family first, bonny lad!

It's the only local football phone-in there is and it can be good. They asked me to go into the studio tomorrow morning at 715am (to talk about Pardew), but I can't as I've got to take the bairn to school. I'll try and get on tomorrow night, or after the game on Saturday.

Steve Howey championing Carver on Total Sport.

Typo!

Pardew been on Radio Newcastle, tonight - interview at part of Total Sport. Said that both he and Ashley felt it was the right time to go - Ashley brought him in as manager, down to the job he did at West Ham. Feels that the local press got on his case too much and some of the stuff like 'P45DUE' was really unfair.

Ashley will have something to do with the chairman stepping down.

Well, well, well...... Classic Mike Ashley?

That's what I'm thinking. £40million per season and he's paid back in 3 years. I can't see him leaving any profits to be taxed.

Southampton are level now - Morgan S (the French one!)

Can see a fair few empty seats, as per.