BottledDog

How realistic is it to get up to 4 new additions, if we can't sell anyone/free up squad numbers?

Yeah, would be very surprised if they stated that. Fingers crossed of course.

They were aiming to bring in 6 new players?

You might not, but don't think our supporters would take to him. He quite literally has a Targett on his back.

Oh Billy. Even the most grumpy of teens can’t fail to smile when you see a stack of Camels running the wrong way around the race track and scuppering dads big betting scheme. Camel up!

Fair point, and if he does well then fair fucks indeed. That said, if we were still in the Ashley era and we signed a Burnley battering ram for 20 odd millions, I'd still be having a hard time trying summon that much of a 'yay' tbh.

Ah fine, fucks sakes. If he scores and we beat Watford, and get a 'Not Out Of The Woods Yet, But Soon' headline. I'll get on board.

You sound like you need some positive re-enforcement and comforting words. No sir. None of that for you. If ever I need to prolong bedroom efforts, nothing helps more than picturing Chris Woods scoring for Burnley.

Would be welcome to him. For all that I hate about Chris 'pound shop Kane' Wood, reckon he's better than that geeza.

£20m? I know we can't play 58 Paul Braysons, but that's at least 58 Paul Braysons.

Thanks. I hate it.

Any sightings of Frankie knocking around Holywell yet?

Well... Fuck.

If we're at the point where we can always score one more up front, I think I could deal with him and Clark causing entertaining madness at the back. Let's do this.

You need to give your head a shake. Go on, give it a shake! Shake you head.

Ah, good times. I'm not even sure what a Kieran Trippier is anymore.

Would prefer Bot, but only because he looks a lot like Kevin Scott.

I want a refund.

To be fair, that's not a bad shout. Keep meaning to do it myself one day.

Well that's just rude. Never forget, Rob Lee preferred London, but think we managed to suggest Newcastle was a suburb. Worked out ok iirc.

Oh Poots.