BottledDog

Marcelino's old number? Concerning.

£4.5?! We need WilliamPS on our negotiating team, pronto!

Shhh now. True though. 20m plus add-ons and incentives. And when we say incentives, we're not talking money according to reports!

Would be disappointed if he doesn't kick on and get some game time this season.

You worry too much. We'll be somewhat inconvenienced at worst.

5 goaaaal keepers. Foooouuur left backs, some of the Longstaffs, two of the Mileys, one Miggy Almilron, and an Emil Henry Kristoffereeeer Krafth!

There aren't many out there called Marc Guehi. I don't know the costs involved, but we should happily pay 90+ million for a genuine Marc Guehi.

Ah fuck, come on Darren, can't leave me stinking the place out.

Wahay.

We solemnly promise not to bathe again until Jimbo's TV tells us we can all run our Guehe transfer baths.

If we had any nouse, we'd preempt the rejection, and immediately bang in a 5th offer before the 4th offer goes in.

For sure, let's hope so. But he's exciting, and a dribbler. And I love a good dribbler.

Hook Sanusi directly into my veins.

But why bother your arse over scenarios you don't think will happen? It's as pointlessly depressive as adding a reminder alarm for every morning in your calendar app with the words "One day closer to Eddie leaving. :(".

Welcome Will. Rooting for you you god damned danish dynamo!

Wow. Concerning.

I would fucking love it if a professional team did a homage to that goal celebration.

And yet again, here comes Paul Brayson to do his little dance around my head.

Castle Leaves is an option and by far the best option, even if the redevelopment encroaches only a small amount to provide the space to keep half the stadium useable half way through the process. Get those shitting trees in the bin. We'll plant twice as many once the the beast is built.

I'm in love. Welcome Rory.

Ah man, I was drunk and very unserious. Have faith that Sandro is going to be fucking Insanely good.

Based on Eddie Howes comments, I think he will put in a decent shift when called upon, and we won't need to replace Anderson in the short term.

Happy for you to keep the thread, just move it to the hidden forum so it doesn't affect us normies.

What even is this thread!? Of course I'm going to open it and get sad/angry everytime it's bumped. For the sake of our mental health, close this shit down.