BottledDog

Up super early and mam's got me transfer day pants and socks warming by the fire. Reckon Stevie Cuddles'll is lining up some real moments of magic. Happy transfer day everyone!

Well alrighty then.

Thanks Pete.

Be still my beating heart.

Sadly, James is right. A wonderful, powerful display that many of us hoped would never end.

Eh? Ah no sorry, I didn't listen. Was distracted by the ludicrous proportions of Steve Bruce in that picture they were using and was thinking out loud.

To be fair, that's pretty big.

Danny fucking Murphy.

Glasscock?

Get the fucking fuck in. The two players that were wanting subbed scored. Woop wooóoop.

Should have watched on S4C. Was great.

Another fucking review. Get in.

Wtf.

This. Probably more confident on the coming back up thing, but in the meantime it would also mean losing some of the few positives - players like Schar, Miggy and ASM. Obviously they'd also rightly escape the club if Bruce is retained, so he needs fucking shooting from a canon wherever we end up.

Aren't you suspicious who is behind the forum upgrade? It's a sign!

Congrats.

Brilliant.

Excellent performance. Love the vast majority of our players, so it's great to see them when they are on it and clearly working hard and enjoying it; rather than making do with the odd small joy from Schar having a go on his own.

Been excellent since ASM has come on. Schar is just class sometimes, love him.

We tried.

Nobody could do a better job with these players then? Really? Go fuck yourself Jamie.

Definitely, I but I think it was more expected from him, he was such an explosive player. With Robert, the power came from seemingly nowhere! Robert is one of my favourite ever Newcastle players, for sure. So much this, loved him right down to his grey keks. Remember getting so angry with people trotting out the line that he (and Bellamy) was 'a cancer' in our club.

They weren't all godawful players at the start of the season, and the players we brought in were pretty well rated (some said the very best we could hope for), so how come, now Bruce is under the spotlight, we suddenly have the shittest players imaginable? Fuck off.