BottledDog

What I like most about Cumbrians, are their girlfriends. It's true.

Would.

Good luck my boy.

No need to have a pop in here lads, giving pelters on a players Insta feed is what the kids are into these days.

Not literally.

I barely cover just one barpersons pay in my time there! Trying to do better but walking the tightrope of not making it home safely. :/

From the very beginning, right up until now, every time I've looked into Eddie's eyes, properly looked, I just knew he loved Bournemouth more. Sure, it may be a deeper issue that I can't resolve between us personally, but come on, our ridiculous and frankly shit lack of originality in the Eddie Howe chant/song has to take some part of the blame.

Eh!? 'kin hell Lee.

People really want a stadium in a ditch rather than a cathedral on the hill?! Give over.

4-0 4-0 3-0 2-0 2-1 Just can't understand the positivity when anyone with eyes (and a mastery of numbers/scorelines) sees that Howe is taking us backwards here. It's incalculable how many goals we'll be conceding in 8-9 fixtures time, but it may be as many as 17 a game!

Because Darren Am browse.

Absolutely buzzing. Welcome Vakho!

Overwhelmingly highly unconfident.

Amazing stuff. Noo's first ever goal and it's against Barca! Hope her injury at the end doesn't turn out as bad as it looks... Fingers crossed.

Nothing on NowTV? Fuuuuuuckk.

My cousins kid is making her first start for Man City today. Bricking it for her. Forza Naomi!

Hosts?! Nobody should have given you authority to take the cheese wheel. Tonali needs it for cramp. Return the cheese wheel!

Incredibly tough on him and his family. Wishing you all the best bonny lad, hope to see you back and part of our journey again some day.

You what mate?

Think Eddie has it spot on. Howay the lads!