BottledDog

Right footed. But being Dutch, can happily pass it on his left hand side.

Maybe but if they are genuinely interested and it came down to a choice between us and them im still confident we could get him. Higher average crowds than us, Champions league, beautiful city, playing with the great Bobadilla, crying out for a goal scorer on which to hang their hats. Hmmm... not sure I'd be that confident. Out of interest, where are you getting their average attendance from? I was looking at Bundesliga average attendances a little while ago and couldn't find a reliable source. http://www.borussia.de/english/season/news/borussia-news/news-detailansicht.html?tx_ttnews%5Btt_news%5D=5235&cHash=d7a2f163b6d826e1d194a9793bd05c62

Maybe but if they are genuinely interested and it came down to a choice between us and them im still confident we could get him. Higher average crowds than us, Champions league, beautiful city, playing with the great Bobadilla, crying out for a goal scorer on which to hang their hats. Hmmm... not sure I'd be that confident.

A valient attempt to make that photo ever so slightly less gay.

Sports Direct aren't undercutting enough in my humble opinion. Kitbag have 'em for £33. JJB sports has an xxl for £9.99. You're the one who buys the shirt - It's ultimately up to you which company you support.

Almost poetic. Drunk?

Rudi Garcia says Debuchy will not be going anywhere unless they get in a top class replacement. http://fr.sports.yahoo.com/news/losc-garcia-sortent-barbel%C3%A9s-debuchy-170353859.html Simpson swap deal. Job done.

Good stuff, hope he knuckles down and becomes the immense and awesome talent he thinks he is. (I actually signed up after a year of lurking just to post that smiley) Glad to have smoked ya out.

Meh, shirt seems alright to me. Anyone fancy a sweepstake on which of these lot actually make it to the first team?

Good to see that on being asked to leave Newcastle by some mardy bum on #Twitter Ranger answered... "ok... Just wait 3 more years"

Good stuff, hope he knuckles down and becomes the immense and awesome talent he thinks he is.

They got the club to confirm officially that this wasn't real? http://myonlycardiff.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/7165483922_9dfc448830_z.jpg

It is better to swallow what you have in you mouth before you add on extra food. This is unarguably true.

Are you mental? No offence. How rude.

Quite right. Multitasking is for morons.

A good few, I reckon There are 36 people in the U.S. named Curtis Good. There are 23 people in Australia named Curtis Good. There are 2 people in Borneo named Curtis Good. There are 19 people in the U.K. named Curtis Good. So is there a site that will give you that info or have you made it up? The first U.S. one is real. Couldn't be arsed with researching the rest.

A good few, I reckon There are 36 people in the U.S. named Curtis Good. There are 23 people in Australia named Curtis Good. There are 2 people in Borneo named Curtis Good. There are 19 people in the U.K. named Curtis Good.

Crazy mistake! They could have had Enrique for just a coupla million more.

He's a Michelin starred chef man. Pretty sure it's a turtle liver and wheat grass parfait.

*Pulls all investment out of Africa*

Yes.

We don't do second bids.

For more on the De Jong development see Tuesday's Evening Chronicle. With baited breath. I wait.

Great advice.