BottledDog

Should do this with more players. Sounds cheap.

its hard to be angry at them for wanting to keep one of their best players. What if it were the other way round and it was twente offering us £11m for Ben arfa or cisse? I wouldn't stand in their way. It'd be an honour to see Ben Arfa or Cisse make such a prestigious move.

Asset stripping cnuts. All the best Leon. Did us proud.

Other irons!?! This is disastrous. Any progress we might have hoped to have made has now come to a shuddering halt. I see nothing but bleak black blackness ahead. Fucking Tukkers. Fuck off.

Cunting hell. Not good news in the slightest.

Chilling out?!? I was informed some of our lot including new boy Amalfitano were being welcomed back for training today, yet this joker is on his arse watching Federer down in London. No wonder De Jong isn't fighting to join us.

Carr's had a decent little run for us, but it's a blip in an otherwise mediocre scouting career. Our next signing will be an absolute stinker. Yours sincerely, The Antijinx

Thank you RodneyCisse.

Neither now you've just jinxed the deal.

If we don't go down that road, I'll be fuming. Fuck Douglases's's hangers on up their collective jacksee.

Zing!

Bolt and chain through the right nipple. Stud on the left.

Right footed. But being Dutch, can happily pass it on his left hand side.

Maybe but if they are genuinely interested and it came down to a choice between us and them im still confident we could get him. Higher average crowds than us, Champions league, beautiful city, playing with the great Bobadilla, crying out for a goal scorer on which to hang their hats. Hmmm... not sure I'd be that confident. Out of interest, where are you getting their average attendance from? I was looking at Bundesliga average attendances a little while ago and couldn't find a reliable source. http://www.borussia.de/english/season/news/borussia-news/news-detailansicht.html?tx_ttnews%5Btt_news%5D=5235&cHash=d7a2f163b6d826e1d194a9793bd05c62

Maybe but if they are genuinely interested and it came down to a choice between us and them im still confident we could get him. Higher average crowds than us, Champions league, beautiful city, playing with the great Bobadilla, crying out for a goal scorer on which to hang their hats. Hmmm... not sure I'd be that confident.

A valient attempt to make that photo ever so slightly less gay.

Sports Direct aren't undercutting enough in my humble opinion. Kitbag have 'em for £33. JJB sports has an xxl for £9.99. You're the one who buys the shirt - It's ultimately up to you which company you support.

Almost poetic. Drunk?

Rudi Garcia says Debuchy will not be going anywhere unless they get in a top class replacement. http://fr.sports.yahoo.com/news/losc-garcia-sortent-barbel%C3%A9s-debuchy-170353859.html Simpson swap deal. Job done.

Good stuff, hope he knuckles down and becomes the immense and awesome talent he thinks he is. (I actually signed up after a year of lurking just to post that smiley) Glad to have smoked ya out.

Meh, shirt seems alright to me. Anyone fancy a sweepstake on which of these lot actually make it to the first team?

Good to see that on being asked to leave Newcastle by some mardy bum on #Twitter Ranger answered... "ok... Just wait 3 more years"

Good stuff, hope he knuckles down and becomes the immense and awesome talent he thinks he is.