BottledDog

he'd be more likely to do if pardew wasn't saying things like "if he doesn't come today we'll look lesewhere in the summer" Up to him, but he has half a season to prove himself, to us or to other decent clubs, and he will have more chance of staying in the Prem either way if he chooses us over Wigan.

Some idiot outbid me on Ebay for a fucking jam spoon last night. I know how good that jam spoon is and for that price I'd expect a jam spoon with a telescopic arm and laser guidance. The jam spoon seller totally mugged him off.

It'll have to be big bucks to get anywhere, we need him.

fyp

http://media.skateboard.com.au/forum/images/pedo-bear-too-old.jpg

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2012/1/30/1327919907042/The-Gallery-Demba-Ba-007.jpg Not long now.

Which one?

Got a horrible feeling this may put the skids on our magnificent Fair Play League title challenge.

Hope he learns from. it. Far from the first time this season he's pushed his luck.

'kin hell.

Mark Douglas rates him. Can someone Twitter batter him please.

So if williamson or especially coloccini gets injured... We are fucked. If Coloccini gets injured, we're fucked whatever, whether we get in cover like this Watford lad or not. I doubt we'll see any top class centre back move this window.

Fair play, I'm sure he is close to getting into his stride, and I'm sure he'll go on and do well. Delighted it's taken him this long already though. /apart from more than likely losing a heafty bet that he'd score 10 or more goals this season. Thought that'd be nailed on ffs.

Neither Perch nor Williamson are good enough for a top-half Premiership side, by a long shot. We NEED a new CB, and Pardew has known this for two months. Tell me, all of you wjho can drag your toungues out of AP's crack long enough - why has your brilliant manager not bought a CB at the START of the transfer window, given that we only have ONE fit Premier League quality player in that position?? Oh, let mne guess, it won't be his fault. Fuck off. Its cost us a number of points since Taylor got crocked, and you anre too stupid or too sycophantic to see it. Arseholes.

..and?

Bit suspicious of the shape of the pixels and that, but fuck it, I'm getting excited here.

Compare the Bellamy performance for Liverpool against Man City last midweek with the Ameobi performance against Brighton last night. Bellamy = effort, committment and talent. Ameobi = complete and utter shite. Yeah but as crap as Ameobi has always been, and as talented and extraordinarily driven Bellamy was and is, Ameobi isn't a CANCER EATING AT THE HEART OF OUR CLUB!!!!!!

I'd prefer Shepherd to Ashley because he understood football and had ambition even if it was more often than not misguided. The Souness era was disasterous for this club but nowhere near as disasterous as the Ashley era has been. Aye, ambition to line his pockets while keeping the mongs in check with geordie nation platitudes and fatuous headline grabbing signings. The cnut.

Some managers having a better win percentage than others means a sum total of toss is what I meant. Different times, different squads, different expectations.

Avram Grant 67% Ray Wilkins 100% Carlo Ancelotti 61%

Sounds a sensible way of doing things, but I wouldn't be surprised if there wasn't an "s" missing off "club" in that quote. It makes more sense if there was, because I thought the whole basis of how we structured deals was that we paid up front now. He used a loan like the Ba deal as an example but didn't quite as far as to say that it was actually the case that we went down that route.

Thank you Alan Pardew and Newcastle United. Thank you. /small victories!

This. Why? Cos they're vindictive buggers. Never had a problem with Smith himself, but delighted to see his chapter finally coming to an end.

No.