BottledDog

Just got to hope they stick out their 3rd/4th team.

Not fussed about Keane in the slightest, especially if it's a straight up fight between him and Ben Afra to get into the team.

WTF, do you write for the Sun? " I didn't really know Keegan but he seemed like a nice man. The thing was that he didn't pick me either and I heard that he didn't want me at the club. That didn't come from him because he barely ever spoke to me. " Not twisting anything, just hand picked the juiciest bit. As Kasper points out, hardly the most ringing endorsement of the bloke if he didn't speak to, want to play, keep a hold of one of our best players. Pretty suprised, as I would've assumed Keegan woud have liked Enrique as an attacking full back?

Love it that he has only just worked out 'hiya'.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1306823/Newcastles-Jose-Enrique-admits-Geordie-cleaner-taught-talk-Toon.html Good job Keegan didn't get his way and Jose outlasted him.

Urg, fine I throw in my anti jinxing towel.

Ibra -> Milan Huntelaar -> Spurs Keane -> NUFC Colin Warris, is that you?

Nassim Boukhelifa? United are also among a host of Premier League clubs set to be made aware of the availability of French teenage starlet Nassim Boukhelifa. The 19-year-old fired Lens to the French youth league title but has turned down the club’s repeated offers of a senior contract in the hope of securing a move to England, where his free agent status will hold real appeal. http://www.sundaysun.co.uk/sport/newcastle-utd/2010/07/11/agent-magpies-bid-for-sporting-star-yannick-djalo-79310-26827343/ http://www.stade-lavallois.com/Equipes/professionnels/identite_joueurs/ichane.jpg That's Joachim Ichane.

Yup, plenty of time for other clubs to match/better the offer.

Also: That differs with "For all the Tweeters worried about Ben Arfa, the finishing post is definitely in sight. Expect announcement over weekend." tho, which suggests not actually finalised. Exactly, not a done deal yet.

No.

Guys? Can't you read? One guy I think you'll find.

It's Anelka's younger brother That's what I thought, well I actually thought "who does he look like, hmmmm that's it Anelka" then scrolled down and saw your post. Weren't we linked with an Algerian defender? Doesn't look like Ben Arfa Prefer my defenders to be taller than 5ft 5". (unless Skirge is on a ladder in that pic) Probably a bad angle to judge his height. But that Algerian defender went to Fulham. Helliche or something. Rafik Halliche

OM are a bunch of gobshites.

So now that we know Hatem's off to Liverpool. Who is this bloke pictured at the training ground? http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs191.ash2/45372_10150260822520335_522455334_14614692_4800234_n.jpg

I've worked it out. That chap is just a decoy to foil the paparazzi!

No.

It's bleeding obvious that it's the same bloke sadly.

But where oh where did this picture come from? I need to know! New thread damnit! The mystery must be solved! Kamil Zayattes younger brother?

He will not sign for Newcastle. /please stop with all the jinxing posts!

It's him, whoever 'he' is. God knows why he was wandering around during the interview though. Another cap for yers... http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/938/image3iz.jpg

His agent wandering into shot looking well disorganised earlier. http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/8626/image2rn.jpg

See thet bloke with him, he was wandering around behind Hughton being interviewed on .co.uk about his award. Tried to lipsync him. /failed.