Dokko

The one that got away. Stupid release clause. Worse than demba's

No chance of BR getting in to l1 next season? Hope so and he can stay there. It won't harm him to get at least half a season there and judge whether he can step up to championship. I reckon if he goes straight there next season he'll not get much game time and be a waste of time.

Yank consortium will buy them and thsts them finished as a top 4 club.

14 Newcastle United 36 15 Watford FC 34 16 Brentford FC 33 17 Leeds United 33 18 Everton FC 32 19 Burnley FC 28 20 Norwich City 19 Played it so we didn't win another game. Lose to all the expected and draw against those we have a chance and we're still ok. Another win and its done and dusted. Playing with the results and it really is close, even have Watford coming out of it, they've got some winnable games (Burnley, Brentford, Leeds & Everton at home, even Leicester who are on holiday already are a good chance for them) I really hope we get a couple of wins very soon so we can sit back and watch this unfold. Its going to be close, some massive key games, more 6 pointers then i've ever seen at this stage.

Amazing. If they were wearing red and white it would fit nicely with the mackems. Shame they are irrelevant fuckers nowadays.

Everton are going to find it very tough for 2 reasons. 1. They aren't used to being down there 2. Everyone wants to send them down It reminds me of us in the 1st relegation under Ashley. Didn't think it would happen, then we shat ourselves when we realised a little too late and by that time everyone smelled blood and wanted our scalp. That interview with Lampard. He doesn't seem comfortable, certainly not confident. Felt like he was being interviewed by police not a journo. He seemed to suggest his team has no answers for 3 at the back. Wouldn't surprise me if Howe picks up on this and goes again with the same ish team we saw yesterday. A savvy manager might put that out as bait and have an answer but Lampard strikes me as too wet behind the ears to think that quickly on his feet.

If it's a Pickfords arms length then it far too close for comfort.

I didn't realise how bad form Brighton are in. Only won once since boxing day, lost 6 in a row and have only 1 game left you'd say they can guarantee a win. If they had 5 or 6 less points I say they be bang in trouble.

Yup. Had the gov not done anything then he's still be free to do as he pleases but it seems thryve been after him for a while. He knew it was coming with his statement. Meanwhile ksa are welcomed by the UK gov and the Royal family. Opens the door for nufc to leapfrog all the London clubs in the next couple of years.

Chelsea gonna be our feeder club?

Copium explains their existence in a nutshell.

"EEEIE? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'VE LOST ME ORDER!? FUCK SAKE"

Thing is, the money we spent in Jan was ours. It was money made by the club over the years of penny pinching and there's still more where that came from. Give it a few windows when we really are buying the league. Cannit wait.

Should have really counted as 2 goals.

ASM has previously been run in to the ground as he was our only chance at winning. Now thsts not the case we're resting him and not forcing him back too early. Same will be done for Wilson. Next season with even more squad depth we should see these 2 flying. Absolutely no point in risking him now when we have a 10pt gap.

Where's that list...

Don't think we can get a hold of enough brass.

Sounds like Beth has been Tindelled and he didn't call back.

They really don't like washing of any kind.

Congrats Mr Eddie.

No injuries, thsts really all I care about for this one. Sounds defeatist but there's some good fixtures coming up and this one is out of our reach unless Chelsea fluff their lines. I think their crowd will be wild after all the news and the team defiant. Either the worst or best time to play them. I think worst, unfortunately.

Pressure is off. I'll finally stop safety betting against us when in a winning position. Lost around £100 on this run and happy to have done so. It'll take some getting used to, having some kind of expectation of a win or playing well. To be competitive and to actually enjoy a season from start to finish. Howe has done a remarkable job. I had doubts when he was coming in, and a few more before the run (though I felt it was more bad luck than anything else) but delighted he's here and doing his thing. His next job after Bournemouth was always going to be a huge test for him and for everyone to find out what he's all about. We took a chance and found out his fucking magic. Next season is going to be epic.

Just think of the calibre of players we are going to bring in during the summer. Then we have a late world cup,then another window where we add off the back of it. WC is our QVC. It's OK to start dreaming now isn't it?

Who?

0.5. It's Newcastle afterall.