Dokko

He could afford to. He's got the job done already. He can’t really, not if he wants to be anything more than this.

It’s usually at this stage he does something stupid.

If Sociedad is his best offer I think he’d stay and even work with Ashley beyond his current contract. Here’s hoping Stiflers Mam is back in for us and there’s no uncertainty over the summer regarding his future.

So a striker we don’t rate and on loan in the championship is worth half of Sunderland. Please let it be so.

Just checked skybet for the odds on who was on the call. Evens - no one 9/4 - Stiflers mam 2/1 - Stiflers nurse 25/1 - Jill 33/1 - Alan Curbishly 100/1 - Joe Kinnear putting on a high pitch voice 10000/1 - Amanda Fucking Staveley I’ve hoyed my house on Amanda.

:lol:

Anything less than 15 from that lot and I’ll be disappointed.

Woop the fucking woop

Joselu

It’s not impossible, we’ve seen them do it before, especially if teams don’t turn up like Leeds.

Needless. No one's reinventing. It's very simple, not everyone has the same opinion. The Fucking irony

I thought he was canny myself, he’d waffle on when in the studio, but co commentating he was good I thought. His opinions on us were full of cliche riddled southern claptrap. He knew the game, but he didn’t know any team outside on London or top 4. I always thought he was often bang on about us, big club, should be doing better, huge passionate fan base, great atmosphere etc. If anything it was the great atmosphere that was the cliche because as we all know, it’s the exception to the rule at SJP. Reckoned Rafa shouldn’t have been given our job and should have went to and Englishman for starters.

I thought he was canny myself, he’d waffle on when in the studio, but co commentating he was good I thought. His opinions on us were full of cliche riddled southern claptrap. He knew the game, but he didn’t know any team outside on London or top 4.

Very good footballer for his position, nice guy, solid professional but a terrible pundit, so let’s not rewrite history there. RIP Ray

Sima, you know what to do

Depends, could be looking at a 12pt deduction this time next year through administraton. Could cost them the title, playoff place or put them right in the relegation soup without a spoon to stir with.

Leeds (a) L Norwich (h) D Reading (a) D Burton (h) W Fulham (a) L Wolves (h) L Think they've got 5pts in them, really they need to win those 3 middle games to stay up.

It's just a defense mechanism man, a Just In Case They're bad, but not bottom of the table going in to League One bad. They should have been mid table without much fuss, instead we've been entertained with a cataclysmic free-fall which the entire footballing country is creasing at. But, we know too well their ability to fluke their way out of trouble and half expect them to do so, even with 3 games to go and 8pts behind i'd still think they've got a chance, and they would do as this is a false position and on balance they are expected to have a good run at some point. Time is running out though, just fuck off and be done with it.

That last quote sounds exactly like something Pardew would say himself. No surprise at all that that cushion faced pillock likes him tbh. Forgot the cunt existed until that post. Jesus christ the arsewipe was on the box every other night and now nothing.

Same thought would say you'd not get our captain for £40m either. But those 3 for him would for me seem a fair deal.

£20m?! No chance man.They won't ask for that much. Think what we should aim to do this summer is offer £40m for Kenedy, Abraham and Loftus-Cheek. I think these three are tremendous talents. Kenedy has been great for us, and Abraham and Loftus-Cheek haven't quite had obviously good seasons, and we should take advantage of that with the pair of them. Think Rafa would have them both looking like stars in his system along with Kenedy, who is already showing major potential. Big summer ahead. Would you be happy for those 3 for Lascelles?

I’d be happy with a point from them both.

A relegated brom next season would be a very good job for someone. He’s stupid if he tries to burn his bridges there, he’ll not get a gig as good as that. Also it’s going to sting losing Evans for £3m...ouch.

Cant change the image as I'm using my phone but West ham have some tough games Looking at that i'd say: Brighton have 4pts 38 Palace have another 8pts 38 Hudds 4pts 35 Us 4pts 39 Soton 3pts 31 Stoke 6pts 33 Swans 7pts 38 Brom 1pt 21 Wham 4pts 38 Only four points for us?! Leicester, arsenal, everton, west brom & watford...could see at least 2 wins and a draw from that lot myself We'll beat Brom, possibly pick up a point from Watford or Arsenal. Leicester are going for that last European spot, we never get anything at Goodison, Chelsea & Spuds will be fighting for points and too much for us. see no reason we can't get points against either leicester or arsenal and beat watford myself...i think the team will relax a little bit now and hopefully slimani can bury the chances gayle keeps fluffing Well Slimani won't be available next game so its Gayle to fluff away any chance of winning, but after that I hope you're right. It would be nice to finish off the season on a high and break the 40pts mark pulling away from the battle at the bottom...just think we're due a poor run before the end and have some tricky fixtures. yeah can see it both ways of course, though we do seem to be playing quite well and making chances...be good to get a fighting point vs. leicester and then we can maybe push on with slimani Point at Leicester would be superb. If we can pick up 2-3 points before Brom i'd be buzzing.

Cant change the image as I'm using my phone but West ham have some tough games Looking at that i'd say: Brighton have 4pts 38 Palace have another 8pts 38 Hudds 4pts 35 Us 4pts 39 Soton 3pts 31 Stoke 6pts 33 Swans 7pts 38 Brom 1pt 21 Wham 4pts 38 Only four points for us?! Leicester, arsenal, everton, west brom & watford...could see at least 2 wins and a draw from that lot myself We'll beat Brom, possibly pick up a point from Watford or Arsenal. Leicester are going for that last European spot, we never get anything at Goodison, Chelsea & Spuds will be fighting for points and too much for us. see no reason we can't get points against either leicester or arsenal and beat watford myself...i think the team will relax a little bit now and hopefully slimani can bury the chances gayle keeps fluffing Well Slimani won't be available next game so its Gayle to fluff away any chance of winning, but after that I hope you're right. It would be nice to finish off the season on a high and break the 40pts mark pulling away from the battle at the bottom...just think we're due a poor run before the end and have some tricky fixtures.