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Getting dominated by Brighton.

Saved a pen onto the post, then hit off his head and went in Even when he saves a penalty he still manages to concede.

£5m is about 5 times too much. Judt gets worse and worse this move. Hope it falls through.

At his age it's a blessing he can walk unaided.

Awful signing. Rather have crouch.

It's just a precaution in case his plane leaves the atmosphere.

What happened to Pantomine? Thought he was the chosen one between the sticks, they sell him? Tbh they should take this chance to get a top keeper in.

It's because the internet seems to elicit them. Also I think people just want to come over as clever rather than responding to points like a normal person.

Think Rafa wants to see him in full action but doesn't want to risk him any further in a cup game against opposition we should beat without him. We had the luxury of being over precautious, don't blame anyone for that.

Wba and Watford letting me down for £123 the stilly bastards.

So that's the Dutch Flush completed, now to craic on with the French de-revolution

This guy is mesmerising

4-1 would do nicely

So my mitrovic hat trick and 5-0 was a tad optimistic.

Poor bugger. Would have loved to see what he was all about this season. Hopefully it's not serious but he's so shit scared of every injury (see sturridge) that he over reacts to it.

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£10m from Watford according to this: http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/daryl-janmaat-brink-quitting-newcastle-11790259 £10m is a fair price. Good deal for all involved.

Best line up of the season

It's a pisstake when we went so long with Williamson as near enough first choice and wouldn't commit financially to one decent centre back...even more of s pisstake that £15m on 1 or 2 defenders would have saved us last season.

Also villa were in for him so Dr Fuckface can go cry all over twatter.

Another gamble in terms of price and quality, but if you can win the premiership with Danny Simpson then we should be able to get promoted with this guy. Should at least keep our American cousins happy.

Exactly. Have the club started to return to form?

What bollocks. Signing a player of questionable quality at top level with a broken leg isn't a gamble? Wasn't he second best player in the champ last year? It's an absolute no brainer for the price rumoured Tbh it's more the leg break and coming back from that for me. So many careers have ended due to reduction in pace or other physical side effects. It's a massive gamble for anyone. Who was the last player we signed injured to this level? Again though, for the price its really not a gamble. Unless we sign no-one else, then yeah i agree. But the signing in isolation isn't really a risk. Again though, it looks like we're still being very tight in the transfer market and actually trying to turn a profit. I wouldn't be surprised if we do by some distance. I'm worried he'll be our only option in that position due to the way we play our transfer game. Couple of big signings and now plug the holes with cheap shite and gambles.

What bollocks. Signing a player of questionable quality at top level with a broken leg isn't a gamble? Wasn't he second best player in the champ last year? It's an absolute no brainer for the price rumoured Tbh it's more the leg break and coming back from that for me. So many careers have ended due to reduction in pace or other physical side effects. It's a massive gamble for anyone. Who was the last player we signed injured to this level?

What bollocks. Signing a player of questionable quality at top level with a broken leg isn't a gamble?