Dokko

So ade, Whickham and now benteke... I see what you're doing pards.

Agreed. Was thinking this the other day. Hated him at the time but really got nowt against him. Gave us some comedy moments when you look back on it whereas as pardew I think I may hate that cunt to his grave.

So with that logic if you have one bad moment in one game you've had a bad game therefore if you have one bad game in a season you've had a bad season. Guess that one bad moment equals a ruined career.

Don't want him to burn too quickly, let him smoulder and do more damage.

Apart from the mistake how was he?

Clean slate?

Goof looked really good in those highlights.

Can't believe we've got Rafa as a second tier club and we still can't buy a win. Cursed.

The club will struggle to stay in the division at this rate.

So this 0-0 still

Well done dickheads. Fucking embarrassment to the club.

Should have just offered him a new Konetract.

Galactego more like.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BIx18YBjrAZ/

Would be great if we could convince him he's too good for this level and he has to go for the sake of his international career.

He's worth whatever someone is willing to pay for him. Currently we've had no concrete offers, if so I'm sure he'd be crying via the media that we stopped his (insert newly linked club) dream move. Not sure he'll go for the full £35m but he'll go for something that'll see him become our second biggest sale, I'm sure of that.

This

If we win the league can we delete him?

Thought we were raped down our left and surprisingly soft in the middle considering Rafa's negative line up. Light up front, no balance on the wings and nervy pairing of centre backs. Rafa let us down in all honesty. First and last time I hope.

Moyes would have won that.

Well done retards. Our new captain had a shitter.

60 mins in to the season and i've probably seen enough.

Wor. Wor nivver changes.

Newcastle. Newcastle never changes.