Dokko

Sheffield we'd vs arsenal

Ouch.

Fake imported tat managed by a total failure. Either get a continental coach who can get something out of these fuckers or buy proven British players who actually give a fuck and see newcastle as a great place to be at, not a stopover.

As manager? Good plan.

Mitrovic under PDC.

All a bit radiohead around here.

So sick of life here he's hoping up.

Could have had Austin for the same price and a chance of winning the last 3 games.

As if anything else will happen after this disasterous start.

£50m on gambles, but the biggest gamble was free.

McClaren is done here.

I think he genuinely thought he could turn that shower of shite around. Must be dawning on him that he fucked up by not sweeping the decks clean. Doesn't help that we needed presence upfront and a new defensive unit so we go spend all our money on a kid with a short fuse and more of the same attacking midfielders.

He's absolutely fucked if they don't turn up tomorrow and play well. No going back if we get beat, no one will believe in him, not even himself.

Played his last game for the club

Found his level

5/4 to go down or I would.

10 wins in 33 games, not surprising really. I'd kill for that right now.

We've lacked a British heart and spine for some time and we suffer for it. People dismiss it and point towards Colback and Taylor as an example of why we don't need it but it's irrevlant, we need quality British players, not just British players. That seems to get lost on a few. Noble isn't the greatest player in the world but he'd walk in to this team, if only Colback was as good as him we'd have somewhere to start. We need to go all out and bring in two or three very good British players, at least one with some leadership qualities. I think then we'd see a better core for foriegn talent to settle around and improve. Gone are the days you buy foriegn to add another dimension, now you buy foriegn because it's cheap, we've done too much of this then try to fill in the gaps with average to poor British players. Of course it's not working, it never really has Also whoever said Carr is buying players not suited for the league is correct. We need more mentally mature players with physical attributes that stand out. Too many shandy balls groomed to an inch of their lives are arriving who care more about having the status of a footballer rather than playing it. The balance of this club is fucked up, no doubt they try and fix that by going cheap on the continent again and not actually address any of the issues. The one area we didn't need English was the manager, but the stupid fuckers went there any way. We have no heart, no leader, no fight or character, I said many moons ago I can't identify with the club, it's not what it has always represented and of course this latest batch of players feel the same, but shit doesn't work out they move on, if not they refuse to play or stroll around not giving a fuck because there's no one in the dressing room ready to nail the fuckers to the wall for taking the piss. Shearer, speed, Nolan, Barton, Harper, even Bellamy would have knocked the fuck out of cisse for his performances this season while Tiote would have been driven out the club. Instead no balls colo only cares about what he takes home and once we stop paying him more than any one else will he's off.

My Liverpool supporting mate is adamant he's going to come in and turn them around. It's going to be hilarious if he rocks up at Bayern. Klopp could be the biggest troll in world football. 'Wants a project' keeps fans of non Champions League teams thinking they have a chance. Then he signs up for one of the best three club sides in the world. Same 'challenge' Pep was looking for.

Playing the long long long long game.

No. Awww shiiiiit

This is just a loan right? We get Cabella back at the end of this?

Fuck no, he didn't touch a Bayern sign. He didn't go that far ffs.

Klopp wants the Bayern job.

Don't know why people are so up in arms about him now, he's been like this for at least the last two years.