Dokko

He didn't get booked.

Blatant red btw, absolutely fucking ridiculous tackle to make when you are a watched man. He needs to grow up, fast or he's a total waste of our time and a place in the team.

http://www.raisingsheep.net/uploads/1/3/5/3/13538303/6594421.jpg?442 These lot agree with you. Life is short mate. Enjoy yourself while you are able to. Sounds like a threat. Watch your letterbox Dr S

Slim, has Santoon/Mandoon given up on the club altogether? Noticed he hasn't been on here for a long time. Wondered why this place had a nice vibe about it the last couple of months.

Almost as many goals as people attending.

Fss Dave.

Fan-DABby-dozy.

A year or two ago I think he was.

Love the fact he went to next to buy a tux, the only thing that would make that story better is if he bought the tux from the supermarket he was accidently driven to.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/newcastle-new-boy-chancel-mbemba-6307448? £115 Next tux as the club told him to look sharp

Very vocal when lining up the wall, telling players to swap positions. Would like to think this is down to better coaching already coming through.

Basically some full kit mackem took his full kit son shoe shopping and said full kit mackem couldn't process sarcasm as all the staff asked who his team was. That's all that happened, the rest is fantasy as his tiny mind tries to deal with a deep disturbing inferiority complex. No doubt the stupid mackem went looking for some mag confrontation and thought the best way to do this was to wear his colours with 'pride' in 'mag territory' Obviously had it been a male mag he'd have a taller story of fisticuffs and having the mag shitting himself.

Imagine having other choices and still going to villa

He's an egotistical gobshite cunt of a man and Palace fans can relate to that. We couldn't.

The highlights of SMC so far: - Doesn't talk shite at every opportunity - Doesn't blame others - Seems to have more than Plan A - Doesn't have his players hoof it - Isn't a massive cunt - Doesn't try and channel the dead - Players seem to be responding - Brought in an actual GK coach - Has seen through many players not good enough - Subs are better than previous managers - Has identifiable long term goals - Plays more attacking football than all our managers since KK - Sent key youngsters out on loan instead of wasting their development The lowlights of SMC so far: - Hasn't sussed Obertan offers nothing but pace - Didn't do enough to keep Cabella - Hasn't pushed for another CB - Over reliant on Colback His faith in Colo would have been a lowlight until yesterday...i think we've got to see how that one pans out. Of course its a results business, and it could quite easily be 2pts from 5 games which is more than relegation form, however it wouldn't tell the real storey and that is there's a much brighter future for the club under him if he continues to approach it like he has done. I didn't want him, thought he fucked up Derby last season, found him embarrassing at NT level and with his stupid accents but he's already made me feel more interested this season than the previous 4, i cant work out if i should hate him for that or not.

Do you bring back Janmaat after such a decent back 4 performance as that? Think if someone is dropped it would be harsh, especially since Janmaat has start the season in neutral. Also think that's the end of us looking at defenders.

Playing a lot better today. Swansea lead 1-0

nah man, no need for that, throw aarons on and we could win the game Aarons for Krul: a real mans sub.

I'm sure McClaren used him like this at twente, just bringing him on to see out games.

Cowardly as fuck protecting a point at old Trafford. Fucking disgrace man

All owa the shop. Looks promising.

Taylor's concentration is going south.

Did Mitrovic bounce Rooney? Wasn't sure it was him or mata as he made him look like a child. Got to be mata, that doesn't happen to Rooney.

Night and day compared to cisse and why I want him gone. Not urgency and only cares when someone riles him up.

Really, really liking Anita deep with two box to box guys ahead of him. also gives him more space and options to pass the ball forward, rather than sideways to Colback all the time. Agreed. Colback is upset because it's more difficult to do a sideways pass now. Could de Jong play where Colback is today? Not seen enough of him to know either way.