Dokko

That really doesn't have anything to do with this situation. You can maybe aim that at Mbabu, but Streete & Ferguson are from the academy while vuckic was wanted by bigger clubs than us when we signed him and Bigi looked a steal when he first arrived, I think everyone would agree we've badly managed him.

r I've actually seen this one before, think it was on here. They are all great, been a fantastic chuckle through these.

Still get a couple of days playing heads n volleys in the backlane with that.

A proper football.

Nice netball.

We've got one centre back available, and its Mike Williamson... If you lot can't put 3 or 4 past us then you deserve to go down. Funnily enough it was the exact same thing in the last away derby. Not that it is actually funny like. You never know this time we might have a fit keeper.

We've got one centre back available, and its Mike Williamson... If you lot can't put 3 or 4 past us then you deserve to go down.

and hba

Very bad day at the office for them. Not sure whether they'll stick or twist with regards to Poyet. If there was any time to get rid, you'd think it was tonight.

Missed and hit Larrson.

Like he thought at HT 'fuck it, time to get the biro out'

Mmmm Bacardi looks like our kind of player.

Brilliant reffing

good goal, good game so far.

Thought you went to Cambridge? He did. As a test subject.

Be fantastic if the FA threw them out.

Anyone see a man with a massive dildo attached to his head?

Villa fans are disgusting

Evans gets 6 match ban

Arguably our worst signing since alan smith.

I personally don't think Evans spat at him, his face said it all for me, he was so focused on the physical coming together he doesn't even notice Cisse spitting back. Then when he finally listens to Cisse about the spitting the WTF? face looked very convincing. Should be on stage if not. If you can be guilty of spitting near someone without thought then he's guilty. Cisse is certainly guilty for reacting like he always does, OTT and very snide however 7 games is ridiculous as people have pointed out, especially when you look at Terry & Suarez. No common sense left in the game, FA showing how stupid they are.

I though You can't earn money when you are in prison?

I think his standing leg and his shooting leg are the same thing at all times, it's the only explanation for what I've just seen. Either that or he's got vertigo. It's got to be bad luck, nobody can be that bad, can they? He reminds me of someone under hypnosis. Being told all they have to do to win a million quid is count from one to ten but earlier have had 8 erased from their memory. Thry know its there, they can picture it and what they need to do, but every time go from 7 to 9 and can't stop trying.