Dokko

Do you trust your source? Sadly, yes. Meeting at 10am at training ground apparently. No chance Ashley will go through that again, especially now McClaren is available for nowt.

"I've always said if the owners want me to go, then I go," said Rodgers, who has won two of his last nine games. Aye 1-1 indeed

Average (at best) footballer both mentally and technically, however still our most valuable. What a shit state to be in.

Give him the NETD trophy and tell him to be on his way.

The stupid pissed cunt has just won nearly £200k in damages from the papers, we all know how that's currently being spent.

Where's that from? Ridiculously fitting.

Kevin Keegan believes that Mike Ashley’s “bullish” interview is a hint that the Newcastle United owner has a new head coach already lined up. The former Toon boss identified Michael Laudrup as his own personal preferred choice but feels that Ashley’s rare public interview should be encouragement that big changes are around the corner. Keegan, speaking to beIN sports, said: “I think he’s got somebody lined up as he was quite bullish in the interview. I’ve got a feeling with the way he was talking before the game, he’s already got someone. “I would put Michael Laudrup top of my list. What that would do is guarantee a certain type of football. What he did at Swansea is something the Newcastle fans want. They want to be entertained.” And Keegan feels that Ashley can win back over those fans that are against him. He said: “Ashley has got the money. If someone could just explain to him that if you get this right, everything that’s been against you, it will swing full circle. “He had people between him and me that he didn’t need. I told him that. That’s why it didn’t work. I know the guy who he’s got running the club - Lee Charnley - and he needs someone else with more experience.”

Kevin Keegan believes that Mike Ashley’s “bullish” interview is a hint that the Newcastle United owner has a new head coach already lined up. The former Toon boss identified Michael Laudrup as his own personal preferred choice but feels that Ashley’s rare public interview should be encouragement that big changes are around the corner. Keegan, speaking to beIN sports, said: “I think he’s got somebody lined up as he was quite bullish in the interview. I’ve got a feeling with the way he was talking before the game, he’s already got someone. “I would put Michael Laudrup top of my list. What that would do is guarantee a certain type of football. What he did at Swansea is something the Newcastle fans want. They want to be entertained.” And Keegan feels that Ashley can win back over those fans that are against him. He said: “Ashley has got the money. If someone could just explain to him that if you get this right, everything that’s been against you, it will swing full circle. “He had people between him and me that he didn’t need. I told him that. That’s why it didn’t work. I know the guy who he’s got running the club - Lee Charnley - and he needs someone else with more experience.”

Kevin Keegan believes that Mike Ashley’s “bullish” interview is a hint that the Newcastle United owner has a new head coach already lined up. The former Toon boss identified Michael Laudrup as his own personal preferred choice but feels that Ashley’s rare public interview should be encouragement that big changes are around the corner. Keegan, speaking to beIN sports, said: “I think he’s got somebody lined up as he was quite bullish in the interview. I’ve got a feeling with the way he was talking before the game, he’s already got someone. “I would put Michael Laudrup top of my list. What that would do is guarantee a certain type of football. What he did at Swansea is something the Newcastle fans want. They want to be entertained.” And Keegan feels that Ashley can win back over those fans that are against him. He said: “Ashley has got the money. If someone could just explain to him that if you get this right, everything that’s been against you, it will swing full circle. “He had people between him and me that he didn’t need. I told him that. That’s why it didn’t work. I know the guy who he’s got running the club - Lee Charnley - and he needs someone else with more experience.”

f It would in our case, but theirs suggests losing suarez and sturridge for most of the season whilst signing a total donkey in Balotelli has hit them hard. They'll buy one or two strikers, let mario go, and return to being a 5th place team believing they can be league challengers.

The only way this post can ever become anything but the thoughts of a mad man is if he sacks Carver (or demotes) in the next 24 hours and starts looking for someone worth their salt, and this person demands (rightly so) a real wage. IF, and its a massive if, then his comments may have some meaning, however it doesn't stop there, he needs to move quick and pay for players, not just hope a decent one falls in his lap for peanuts or use the Sissoko, cisse and Tiote money...and that laddy is where it all comes falling down around your knees. The stupid fucker should be ashamed what his penny pinching has reduced us to, however in the end of the day he probably wanked one out over the whole buzz off the gamble he took, and unfortunately won. He's a cunt, he doesn't learn lessons, he has no humility, is one track minded...he's barely fucking human FFS. So if its for bites then fair play, but if you actually believe in what you say then you are as backward and moronic as a fully fledged ginger ISIS member.

If he's willing to stay on a backup contract rather than the first team wages we pay him then why not ? I've been his biggest critic over the years but he's about the only fucker we've got on our side, the rest are total fucking cunts out for themselves.

Horrible feeling we might win?

This seem a good bet? Hull to win, wham Dnb. Around 10/1. If we draw does my entire stake go on hull to win? If so they are 21/10. Got around £60 off the mackems staying up. http://i57.tinypic.com/2rnd6w2.jpgt

Cisse is another terrible character at the club. Scores goals though so forgiven by most.

He's not been the same since his last big injury.

Don't think he'll win this years Big Brother

Loaning more money doesn't change anything, he owns 100% of the club and is the only creditor It increases the debt owed to him and pushes the purchase price up. If we go down his grip will only tighten . We'll be in danger of owing him more money than the club is worth. That'll be completely against FFP and we'd find ourselves in the same position as QPR facing record fines, only this time there'll be no back door option (if QPR find it) as it will be closed to stop it happening again.

Fucking pack of cunts.

Carver has been trying to raise team spirit lately, home or a away, win, lose or draw...it's pizza time.

Looks like a pre season friendly, nowt to worry about. Just wait till we get him on the dominos.

Ouch.

We'll see.

13/2 3rd fav even with the mackems having a game in hand. At this stage I think that's a decent price for any certain people out there.

Just