James

I keep being reminded of this deadline day debacle

He can’t possibly know everything especially today

It’s the hope that kills us

Ricky Wilson

It will never be decided who has won the football

I think this just means Shola is working late.

Because signing just one flop for over £20m stops you buying someone else next window.

We should just purchase some land in Saudi Arabia to turn it into a warm weather training complex. but lo and behold we discover oil. We dig for oil and sell oil. £200m a season other income. The end.

Sandro is dating Louise Taylor now which is why she keeps checking up on him.

We are delighted to confirm that Matt Targett has agreed to a three year contract extension

sorry 5 people add Man City

It panned out pretty much as I said it would. There are four people to blame for this muted transfer window: Tonali Ashworth Man Utd The Dr who said Botman didn’t need knee surgery

In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

My prediction is that we will sell and sign 25 players

I thought that there is a clause that meant that Chelsea get a higher sell on % if he signs after start of season. which in my eyes makes this deal less likely

I don’t recall Shearer being particularly hard on Benitez he was just unhappy about the ownership situation. he has also spoken well about Howe.

How about a Trippier Cancelo loan swap?

Told you

My suspicion is that we have money but can’t agree how to spend it.

With Ruddy on the bench today I’m confident a new keeper is coming next week.

Now you’ve just said that: Tonali coming on for Longstaff vs Spurs at 3-0 down after Isak comes off with a hamstring, Bruno gets sent off, Gordon is sold to Liverpool and Barnes on the bench.

You mean he’s left the atmosphere???

Do 8 Mosphere

Exactly Chelsea will run out of players to sell with this model they are currently using so we may as well try to benefit our squad where possible rather than a player we’d have otherwise been interested in going elsewhere