James

Time to create a rival to FIFA? Maybe call it Pro Evo.

One would have been Thailand as we pushed a few incentives their way and their guy loves the English.

Nope, but Round 1 England knocked out. Round 2 Russia hit winning total of 12 points.

Utter rubbish. Nope. So... we shouldn't have sent such key figures? The Prince and the Prime Minister took away from the football feel. Just felt a bit "glitz and glam" with little substance. Do they really care much for football? Really? That Man City worker was the most captivating bit. Beckham made a lot of sense too I guess because he's had a great career all over the world really, and has a lot of pull. It won us the Olympics!

Russia won after two rounds.

Utter rubbish. Nope. So... we shouldn't have sent such key figures? One of the most justified facepalms in ages. It was the same tactic we used with the non-corrupt IOC and we got the Olympics.

isn't it the people who accept bribes for votes that 'don't help' ? Obviously. But all the accusations etc that got leaked by our own press did not help. If they've been bribed, it wouldn't matter what the press said. Would the Spanish and Russian media sources run the stories as much as we did here? Essentially, FIFA will see our country as a grass - this is our punishment. If they think this is retaliation to our media, they should wait for the media's retaliation. Be afraid FIFA be very afraid.

King Carroll to rule over Russia.

Hopefully. Don't worry it will. There is plenty of stuff on FIFA and drugs but it hasn't been in the media's interests to pursue it. Until now.

This is the beginning of the end for FIFA.

For 2030 England will probably have to beat France, Italy, Spain, Germany, Holland/Belgium and more

Boring host.

Watch the English media take FIFA apart now. FIFA will look a lot different by the time of the next one.

Defeated in first round.

England didn't make the final.

Definitely wouldn't be cool like

Putin no showed. You mean Putin is no Sho

That young community worker was a credit to the young people in this country I thought. I think I want him, David Beckham, and Prince William to rule this country.

They also had a short clip of Andy Carroll at one point. Think Williamson was also in the Shola photo.

Your pitch was basically: "FIFA WE LOVE YOU FIFA FIFA YOU ARE SO AMAZING WE ARE YOUR FRIEND" obsequious bollocks. It was like FIFA was Lady Catherine de Burgh and Iberians were Mr. Collins.

Shola

and FIFA had the cheek to applaud.

Oh my god FIFA you are so squeaky clean, you've done nothing wrong and neither have the people not here. nasty slander.

Underhand tactics by the Iberians then...