James

So in other words, even if Ben Arfa prefers Newcastle, we'd have to match a bid by a club with bottomless funds if he wants that choice. Not going to happen.

New rule for this season. Maximum of 25 players over 21, including 8 players who spent three seasons in England before turning 22.

Pointless overhead kicks in the middle of the pitch? Takes number 22 then dyes his hair ginger

Cleverley wouldn't necessarily be in our 25 man squad either

Think he'll want to be the new Nicky Butt

Once met a Carlisle fan who reckoned he could hit a fivepence from 60 yards.

Start a rumour about a member of the forum joining NUFC Dave for example.

If Hoffenheim are in for him, we wont be able to match it.

When the Newcastle team was at its peak, around the time of Arsenal 3-1, Leeds 4-3 watch the youtube videos and look at the impact Dyer had on the key moments.

Souness Out!

Have you ever thought about producing a documentary for Antiquities Research Films? Hi Elaine

This has happenned in past PSV friendlies but we come back.

The latter. Brought someone down who was clean through, commentary adamant it would have been a straight red in a competitive game. They scored from the freekick. Sensible refereeing

Got Bolton to blab so we could negotiate price down on Perch

http://www.capelloindex.com/en/player-detail.aspx?id=49433&showcontent=2 Best Player vs Mexico, otherwise below the team average.

Rest in Peace Bobby

He swings his right leg and arm as if he's blatantly going to his left, then at the last minute stretches his left leg to drive it to his right.

Great seeing the players smiling in all the photos.

Martins plays for Rubin Kazan for a reason.

Nah, he'll get a call up within two years after Diego's comeback!

Maradona has been sacked over a backroom staff dispute.

Confirmation that his first name isn't Benjamin

First player to miss using that technique: Frank Lampard

This is a great signing. Showed that he could still do it for Arsenal, and I think he just genuinely wants to stay in the game for as long as possible, making him a possibility to become a coach for us in the long term given his familial situation. Gives an extra competent body where I don't envisage Taylor finding form until the new year. He is one of England's finest ever centre backs, has great natural fitness, and has a physique our defence has missed since we lost Bramble. He is a leader too, and can hopefully pass on stuff to the kids, and even to Steven Taylor who has probably missed having a mentor of sorts in the key years of his development, which made him not as good as he could have been.

Photo of naked Cheryl Tweedy. Or if the chairman goes the other way photo of naked Derek Llambias.