James

He'll come back claiming he's the ANC top goalscorer, when in reality he didn't even get a game as he got lost on his way out of the airport. Hasn't he claimed to be going to Nigeria to play internationals before, but not turn up, and reappear in the Italian mountains a day or so later?

Guess who bought him last night? You?

Terrible cockup from Robinson for Reading's goal.

Why isn't Sam next to Mort in the stands as per usual? Have they fallen out?

Terrible.

Just been a development there. Beye shall play at left back, with Zog taking up a favoured right back role.

Ah well, Beye said the same [/delusional]

The spurs board has more leaks than a sieve. It wont be them.

My head says Arsenal, my heart says Newcastle. None of the other clubs mentioned could have kept quiet.

Press conferences are never on time. MINUS 7 minutes.

He is the club's Head of Communications - no relation to Alan. Never heard of him or the title, he doesn't usually come out and say things does he? He arranges all the press stuff and tells Craig Hope what to put on .cock

I am reaaly freaking out now. Is the 3pm CET or GMT? 3 minutes/63 minutes :cheesy:

James. 7 minutes.

James. 8 minutes.

Ah, but we have plenty of the money boo. 13 minutes.

No one has edited his wikipedia yet. What this means, I know not. However, I have discovered that he is exactly one day older than me and Ally.

22 minutes until the press conference...

Fucking stupid cunts, happy to pay £20M for a player they've never seen play! This happens whenever we are linked with a foreigner with a valuation of over £1m.

...I dreamt that my children will be judged. Not by the colour of their skin, but by the content of their character.

And thanks Marsai

I think its got to be us or Arsenal if its not Citeh, because the other clubs wouldn't be good at keeping this one quiet.

Scored 12, conceded 5 in the last 6 matches. Not too bad, definite improvement on what had gone on before. Can't think of any other player being linked to return to his former club whose effigies were hanging from lampposts when he left the club the first time around. Ever heard of Ronaldo? Or Luis Figo?

Campbell would turn Spurs down for non-footballing reasons.

Newcastle playing thin? Mark Viduka will disagree. Hopefully we will pay more players with 'money boo' instead of hard currency as well - seems a more cheerful and innocent way to pay.

0-0 draw.