Keefaz

David-san. You disrespect honoured guest. You make us feel very shame. No good come of this! No good!

What a fucking tool.

Wonder when we'll next play Barca..?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/16956135 Ouch! "He's very fit and strong and, like most men, he'll be brave." The French can't avoid a bit of misogyny, the womanising tits.

Like how this went quite quickly from 'Coma' to 'Ouch'.

"much-vaunted Anglo-Saxon sense of justice"? I never knew he could be so eloquent, as it always seemed he could barely talk.

"Alan Pardew". Doing it that way, are we? I see.

Where's the Pardew option?

Capello has been shite, tbf. Remember the buzz when he was announced, but turned in one of the worst tournament performances of all time.

Villas-Boas can be a bit of a prick, like.

Should take him to the Euros, no doubt.

Too much good analysis and praise of us.

With hilarious Geordie-French accent, an aal. Nice.

Olly, Olly Bernard!

Unpredictable loss? How often do Villa win at SJP?

That's still a terrible miss.

No mention of the tackle or injury?

Compare the arse-licking of Sir Alex to the 'WTF was that?' put to VB.

Tbf, he's getting asked some stupid fucking questions.

"Second penalty is, uh, is, uh... absurd".

Looked like he hit it quite hard, tbf.

Free header for the crap Coloccini. Nice.

Bent's a brilliant goalscorer, fwiw.

Definitely helps that the top teams aren't actually all that good. Man Utd, for example, have rarely looked poorer.

Brilliant player and a massive part of why we're doing so well. One of the best signings I can ever remember, tbh.