Keefaz

Nolan bottles a chance.

Not a bad start. Wonder if Dave managed to see the goal.

Grood finish from Bent.

What's the most anyone's ever won, btw?

Geremi: Oi! Where's my fucking Rolex? Barton: Lol.

Barton: Ooh, look at me, my name's Geremi and I'm running REEE-LEEEE faaaaast. Geremi: Wait 'til I catch you, boy! Barton: Yeah, I'd need to wait before you could catch me.

I'm interested in what he'll do with Barton who has been poor so far.

Let's get a zebra. Or a killer whale!

He wasn't who Bobby wanted to sign. Freddie Shepard transfer, says as much in Bobby's book. I agree with you regarding Butt however SBR did sign Bassedas, Cordone, Cort and Quinn(among others) as well so Beezeri's comment is pretty silly. Everyone makes mistakes, even the greats, SBR seemed to be over trusting his people like Wadsworth. Bobbys book actually says that he wanted one of Sean Davis, Van Bommel, Carrick or Butt. Shepherd wouldn't pay 2.5m for Carrick as he was out of contract in the summer and Dyer recommended Butt to Robson as he was 'a good passer'. Bobby was happy with the signing. Jesus Christ. I thought he was just thick, but was Dyer actually going out of his way to destroy SBR?

As long as it looks shit...

Doubt it.

Wrestle each other to the ground? Sounds hilarious!

It's all fun and games until he tears someone's face off.

Distin kicked in the nads.

Only if we're making a porn film.

But....when I complained about the Mirror the more mouthy types on here attacked me and said the Mirror was doing it "tongue-in-cheek" Surely you must be mistaken ? Or the mouthy types are yapping dickheads, both are good... Ah right ! The "tongue in cheek" Mirror Defence League has surfaced again ! And oh ! It's by the same "journalist" - the one whom the usual suspects defend to the death...how heartwarming that all he ever does is "tongue in cheek" - how sneer-worthy that some on here clap their hands like seals in a circus at his "wit" Two different articles: one with glaring factual errors and one that you failed to understand.

Also, what IS up with GG? It's like when Superman turned bad.

How long would it have taken him to check his facts? About a minute. Top quality journalism.

there's no way he'll agree to that after what happened in 1872, no fucking chance What, the Mary Celeste being discovered?

Thing is, it's not immediately obvious that it's a parody site. There probably exists an almost identical forum which is serious.

What the fuck is that forum?

Looking forward to this. Thought I was going down, but things went pear-shaped. Ho-hum.

Think potentially starting a fucking riot is worse than kicking Van Persie in the face, like. Come off it. Yeah, I exaggerated. But after the Milwall incident the FA has to punish these things, obviously.

Looks like you're sat on Venus Williams' muscle-bound forearm.

Think potentially starting a fucking riot is worse than kicking Van Persie in the face, like.