Keefaz

That fat opera singer.

I felt like going to smash something after the final whistle, but I just got a some char-siu and beansprouts instead. Which helped.

Michael Owen.

Utter cunts. Absolute hero.

To be fair to Shearer he's acknowledged that he didn't do enough to keep the team up. I'm sure he's just as clueless as to whether or not, ultimately, he has the ability to be a good NUFC manager. There is no evidence, really, it's a question of faith.

Can't believe we have to go to fucking Cardiff. It will be like WWIII.

I will not watch tonight. I'd rather poke myself in the Jap's-eye with a rusty corkscrew.

'N-O 4 Life'

Yeah and who has to play in it every other week? us! What's your point?

Good post. That's why I think we ought to give Shearer a chance. Say, 'fuck it, we're in the shit: Alan you've got 5 years. Good luck'.

He's been bloody good since Rodgers has arrived. If you do buy anyone off us, Tommy Smith (albeit an ex-Mackem) is a class act in the Championship and we're not a position to say no to £2M or so. Nathan Dyer (Southampton) Andrew Surman (Southampton) Peter Whittingham (Cardiff) Lee Croft (Norwich) Tommy Smith (Watford) Kris Commons (Derby) (May be a bit overpriced though) Chris Gunter (Spurs) (If he hasn't already signed for Forest) Paul Anderson (Liverpool) (If he hasn't already signed for Swansea) Jordi Gomez (Espanyol) (Utter class for Swansea this season) Marlon King (Wigan) (He's a wanker, I don't think a Prem side will want him and he's class in the Championship) David Fox (Coventry) Nicky Bailey (Charlton) Matthew Mills (Doncaster) Brian Stock (Doncaster) Simon Cox (Swindon) Gary Hooper (Scunthorpe) David Martin (Millwall) A small list of players who I rate who'd definitely be attainable (price-wise). Who the fuck are these players?! Christ, this is relegation. It's really hit me now.

Nolan. Oh my fucking god. I don't have the words.

Great interview, tbh.

Just got in. What can you say? Absolutely appalling in the second half, and in all honesty, this team doesn't deserve to stay up.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UsF3irY-wOw/Rh6v4xi0-oI/AAAAAAAAACM/dD1uanIK1BI/s400/scarletjohanson.jpg ... it inspires me, at least.

I'm sure he now makes a massive blunder today.

Aye, really what's the point of promotion. May as well not bother.

Not sure I'd go that far like. Aye. Get to fuck.

Wahey!

Agree with this. Always seems to play a blinder when he's had a few games' rest.

Interested in what people think of our ginger midfield general. He's had a strange time since he signed for us and has been here during the turmoil that has existed since the departure of SBR. He's had as many highs and lows as any player I can think of in recent times. Whatcha fink?

I miss a Newcastle player. I mean, a player who you feel is genuinely playing for the club and for the right reasons. Shearer, Speed, Lee, Solano. Even Dabizas, W. Barton, Lee Clark, etc.

I'm sure Butt will score one of those 30-yarders he tries almost every match.

I think Robert's one of the only players I've seen who could put in a dangerous cross from almost anywhere after the half-way line. Unbelievable.