Keefaz

He didn't have to--we only met briefly--nice of him, though.

We get these trials all the time. Mostly, the players turn out to be shite.

We're talking about an island about the size of Whitley Bay, hardly comparable to the spanking Argentina received.

I know nowt about it, but I hear Germany is the team to beat and England will probably disappoint. So, nothing changes there.

Get him to wear some NUFC stuff?

Christ.

Alan Partridge wouldn't be able to beat a monkey at tennis, so who cares what he thinks? some male journalists said something similar, so the England women's team challenged them to a match and well and truly spanked them. That was about 11-0 as well. So your saying the women's team of one of the greatest footballing nations on Earth is only as good as a team made up of fat journalists?

Because women are shit at both catching and throwing things.

Doesn't do much for the image of the game when teams are winning 10-0.

'We've got more bridges than you've got fans' My mate's own chant to Boro last season.

You suggesting Wenger's trying to make foie gras from the youth team? Outrageous.

'I call upon this football club to do everything they can to win matches. Thank you. Now watch this drive.'

nufc.com has him being born in amsterdam si i guess they may register births,what with them being a civilised european country and all. Aye, not like them backward African countries, like.

I dunno about that. I thought he was trying his best to play down any 'Shearer to be next Toon boss, exclusive' reports that pop up whenever he's asked about becoming a potential Newcastle boss sometime in the future.

I dunno. The fans were out of order, I think. Give him a boo when he comes on, but to boo him when he's on the ball isn't right and doesn't help anyone.

What did he say? Turned it off as soon as McLaren came on.

Thought Heskey did really well. Good on him. Wonder if he'll play against Russia. Excellent goal by Owen. Good performance against a pretty shit Israel.

His mam was sat on the border when she had him. Oh. The England-Nigeria border? My missus had the misfortune of being born in Austria while her parents were working there. Wonder if she'd qualify for their national team?

Half Nigerian? What's that mean?

No, he's been offered more than that. Does anyone actually know? There's too many my nan's postman's brother stories in this thread.

Is he looking for parity with Milner and N'Zogbia? If so, I don't think it's a problem, but if he's asking for more then he should be given a good slap.

On the right wing? Yes. Well, right side of the front 3.

We'll play Duff there.

Christ. Let's not turn this into some Eurovision Song Contest.

The Stat King says: 2001-02. We have only bettered that points return on four occasions in't Premier League: 94-95, 95-96, 97-98, 2000-01.