toontownman

Which one?

Sleep well sweet prince for you shall be missed.

Is your mate Andy Woodman, John?

Don Woodman and King Ralph.

Wouldn't have happened if lascelles was on the pitch, even though he shouldn't have been on a pitch because relegation and liquidation, armageddon and stuff.

They both went in.

In pantilimon we trust...

Gazette saying he was limping before so they took him off. Hopefully more a precaution and not something major.

To be fair we didn't have too much choice with Lejeune and mbemba injured.

Yay -- crap. Can't be losing lascelles. Hopefully it's precaution and not too serious

Please no. It's already happen.

Talent delayed by 90 mins.

Handy out sweets to the crowd when people aren't looking?

Helicopter to land at full-time to reveal Keegan. Who promptly dismisses Benitez and says "I'm back". End episode.

Haidara's alive?

Wow. Can't believe people are losing sleep over this. Surely we know better. Won't happen tmrw or likely the day after, really no concrete evidence to get excited about. Ashley will also fuck it up. Then again........

West ham. Ah well. Shit result for us but best for pards.

Exceptional from Kane. On the upside he will never break Shearers Sheareas prem record as he will head to barca or Madrid at somepoint.

Swansea bumming spurs the last 5 mins.

Probably because you haven't seen him play in last two years, there's a reason Swansea was able to get him. He has been and will continue to be utter s***. Haven’t they paid a fuckload to loan him too? Correct you both are. Utter wank.

Forgotten Renato Sanches was at Swansea. Was jealous as fuck in September.

Paul needs to clean his phone. Some prat has put black marker all over it.

Benefiting from the rotation. Has the ability to keep running, sometimes a little like a headless chicken and clumsy in possession but he closes down well.

A rock at the back and still on the upwards learning to make himself better. An extremely likeable lad too which is even better.

Murphy with new found strength of ten men. Looks like he is starting to really get a grip with the league. Good job boys. Still wasteful and sphincter pulsating but a HUGE 3 points.