toontownman

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/14108872 Woodgate

Stavelygate forgiven in one fantastic post.

So things I learned from his "honest" interview. He knows he is a shit owner, has little idea how and more importantly zero interest in trying to fix that. He lives in his own fucking lala land. Doesn't like managers/staff that demand better and wants a yes man that wont ask for more - Bruce Still has zero education of what/who is good/shit in football. Almost admirable trolling with the "I think I could own this club forever" He is comforted only when he rests his head on Richard keys arm hair. Is still an ubercunt

AsM in their squad to face Cardiff..so not as close as we thought. As usual we have done the bare minimim.

Will tear it up for "United" this year.

Kenedy Charnlee

He would create a ton of space and draw defenders in. Wouldnt be surprised if we just leave that derogatory bid on the table and someone else gets him though.

Attitude problems apparently. Sent home early from his loan. Stacks of talent though so maybe worth a punt. Heading to the reserves first.

Eh how can you say that Mike is his best mate now he wouldn't lie to him "he's been as straight as a die with me" "so far"

Ashley wants the club to go forward. - of course he does it makes him more money. He just wants it to go forward in his way. Low spend, gambles and salable assets. We are all in for cups. - right oh.

They were still a good side despite that, the team is pretty defensive. Balotelli and Plea left last summer with essentially no replacement, and Saint-Maximin had to play upfront for long stretches of the season. ASM is definitely not a striker, imo, he should play on the left. I like the boy as a player, very entertaining dribbler and physically gifted, but I'm not sure if he will translate to the Premier League and specifically a Steve Bruce side at all, tbh. A big risk for a club that never spends. Everything about his profile makes me think he'll be someone the manager won't fully trust. yeah a weird one. He has played on the right but clearly favors the left. I guess hatem did too. Maybe Almiron doesnt play wide left but behind Joelinton. Makes some sense if we also buy Bowen for the right. Not so much otherwise.

Are they going to paint the front wall ffs. The state of it! A nice summation of our ownership. Shallow gestures that are not followed through.

I'm not surprised with Saint-Maximin's end product. Left out of the squad tonight. It happen So on Joelinton comparisons we should sign him in about a week.

Missed out the "He's been straight as a die, so far" quote

The next Rivere.

€16m Euro bid rejected. Man we really know how to take the piss.

bit weird Yeah. Not sure I'd be wishing serious physical harm on a group of lads for playing for our team. *edit* and also the gay orgy bit. Bad experience?

40m lost on the clubs sale value after Rafa leaves. Sign some random for 40m to make up for that. Meet my asking price bitches. What they did.. raise that asking price.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-7278387/Premier-League-Sheffield-Wednesday-believe-Steve-Bruces-release-clause-leaked-Newcastle.html So the complaint is that they think Newcastle found out about a private agreement about Steve Bruces release clause. Private to the club and Steve Bruce. So either way it was an employee of Sheffield Wednesday that has leaked the info? If its Bruce or someone close to Bruce that leaked it then it's got sod all to do with Newcastle. That is unless Charnley paid someone for that information, which we all know wouldn't be the case as they wouldn't spend the money.

Sounds very similar to what we got when Hatem came.

Looks like an ever-so-slightly better version of Atsu to me. Every clip it looks like he's not sure what foot to use next and never seems to quite have the ball under control. Doesn't quite know what he's going to do next. That sounds like Obertan Highlight reels for Obertan pre Manure were better tbh. Saint-Maximin does look quality though and is versatile. Most videos look like he is most comfortable on the left though which we don't need so much. Hope we hit the bullseye with Jim Bowen though. He is more like the Right Winger we need.

Bloke on Sky's Transfer Show just said one of the intermediary's in the Joelinton sale told him we're in talks with this lad. 10 first team games and 1 assist. We will be blasting them in. Surprised they don't want 50m for him to be honest.

No pressure.

Also that first year especially of having a child can be mental. The following years too but it's possible things have got easier on that front as his kid has got older. Might have also just given up asking for the move!