toontownman

Entire teams creative burden on this lads shoulders. Nicolin was right about Mbiwa and will be right about Cabella imo Not least when DeJong is likely to be in and out of the treatment room. Have to hope we can hold out for a lot of draws or nick a couple of goals here and there.

On the plus side, he has a few months grace for not tracking back.

Fear that he is inevitably going to take a whole bunch of s*** for not being Hatem now. Different player but Pardew has all but made him Hatems replacement. If he continues to take time in finding his feet it wont take long before certain fans start tearing him to shreds, it even started after three games. Looks even more of a confidence player than Hatem too, so could be a tough year for him. Maybe we should make up some "I've been Pardewed" T-shirts to send to all our players.

Fans expectations Fans being a distraction Missing that bit of quality Missing a bit of luck Injuries and fitness of key players Inexperience in the premier league Going to have days like this, always said there we's would go through a dry period Inexperienced youngsters Carling cup took its toll The list is endless, except blaming himself and his inept coaching team.

Good enough for the second placed team in Serie A, not good enough for Pardew. Wish him all the best. Great signing for us, totally Pardewed.

Rancid. 9 players in - 10 out. Weaker than we were after a last season and arguably the year before, both of which were shockers.

meh. its done. They will have applied for an extension even if this isn't signed sealed and delivered already.

Game over

Think it can all go over deadline if the paper work is signed and faxed from us cant it? I expect its been signed and sat by the fax machine all summer.

Not arrived yet... Hatem stopping off along the way to hold things up.. "Just need a quick piss" - "thats the tenth time Hatem"

Micah Richards > Fiorentina done. Good for him tbh. Like to see more English players moving abroad.

What more can be said about Pardew, mans a waste of skin.

But..he hasn't left the North East??

Thanks Hatem.. glad you can play football again. Gutted its not with us

How old will Ben Arfa be in 2020? Won't matter, he should be able to hack it in league two.

I don't really know what his role is tbf. As far as assembling a squad good enough to progress I'd say that is down to Pardew, Carr and him. Then he is the intermediary to Ashley to get the funds necessary and go out and complete the deals. I wouldn't expect him to be anything more than a yes man, he has no background in football to make footballing decisions. Just like Pardew his is well out of his depth and probably would never be hired in any normal running club. But unlike Pardew he is closer to doing the job he has been told to though, just not the job we deserve. I'm Batman.

Tbf he is doing a decent job if he is being told to get rid of Mapou and Hatem and that Pardew is happy with the squad. Completely failed on our one main target this summer which was getting a 15-20 goal striker in. Unforgivable.

Hopefully it's an Apache about to bomb Ashley, Pardew and Charnley. we flew Hatem to Hull. Taking no chances.

What a sorry sight of fans behind David Craig. Hilarious comparison to every single other reporter.

Sitting through the 9 minute real life rape scene in irreversible will be more fun than watching us over the course of the next 9 months.

Actually quite funny amidst my mixture of bursts of anger then complete acceptance that NUFC is truly broken and won't get better.

Feck me, Hull will actually finish higher than us this year. Three canny signings today in Hernandez, Hatem and Diame. Would have taken them all here... shit one of them was GRIM

What the actual fuck. This club is fucking unbelievable. Can't believe he turned down Besiktas but will go to Hull. Good god. Only hope is that it is a loan deal. What an absolute gutter. so: - No adequate Right Winger at the club - No adequate CB at the club - No adequate goal scorers at the club Yep great window.

Don't worry, once this window is shut we will start , farming out Satka, Good, Streete, Ameobi, etc on loan. Don't be deceived into thinking our youngsters will come to our rescue.