Sima

Tell me you’re a massive racist mackem whopper without telling me you’re a massive racist mackem whopper.

Team selection was absolutely lifting today, same as last week.

Britain’s hardest bouncer spreading that shite across two forums. Loves to latch onto a subject and spread his shithouse opinions. Previously he’s blamed Liverpool fans for Hillsborough and said Gareth Thomas’s family should disown him after he contracted HIV. Loves a bit of racism too after accusing a young middle-eastern man of being a terrorist because he had an iPhone charging cable hanging out of his rucksack.

Just as well as he’d be shite at that, too.

Even his time in Belgium is shite. For him not to take that squad to a tournament final is a complete failure.

Never going to walk across the Millennium Bridge again if you just fall into The Tyne once you reach the end of it. Didn’t used to be like that, I’m sure.

Bramble, too.

They've been a pack of wankers ever since that cup game down there with that daft cunt RB who thought he was Kratos.

They've only invited us in to keep the peace but know fine well we will be outvoted in anything.

Absolutely lifting. Just widens the gap.

Hope someone plants some gear on him.

Klopp.

Apparently de Ligt is being offered to Chelsea as Juve want him off their wage bill. Get ten Hag in for fortunes to lure him in. He could be our captain for the next 10 years.

It seemed every one of our ex-players scored against them that season which culminated in Bent relegating them. Murphy, Sammy...

£4m

Macksploitation.

Only cost them £4.85. Probably the same total price they got for a bulkload of low-grade burgers so that they could hoodwink the fans into doing stadium maintenance.

He's always said the Swiss Ramble are poor. Doesn't say why, like but obviously the thickos swallow it.

Not like Sunderland to be behind the times...

Yeah, confirmed.

They'll be going full Dean Browning within 24 hours.

A quick glance by said gay community at the mentality of the people they are trying to align with will make this a non-starter. That place is as homophobic as it gets in 2021.

18 days of absolute fucking fewm.

They’re too thick to reeyulise.

'Well played mate'