Sima

Darren Bradshaw.

Cracking job. Is there a jpg of the design anywhere so everything can be picked out?

STRONGHOLD!

Why did he even announce it. He could of like, you know, logged out and left it alone Because he’s an attention whore. Unless things go a bit west then he’s away quicker than a rat up a drainpipe.

Already been spotted that he appears to never have had a ‘summer Twitter break’ before. Basically dropped his arse and fucked off. There’s a few questions around a £10m loan from Sunderland to a holding company.

Can we please watch this lap of honour?

What in the holy fuck is Andone doing?

Classic Stifler.

Just seen Monreal’s dive. Fuck my life.

Man Utd are fucking dogmeat. Hilarious to watch.

https://twitter.com/stewartdonald3/status/1124793028483399680 The Don going into hiding.

Man Utd Luke Shaw

Just remembered they had the likes of Bamburgh Castle and The Tees Barrage as part of their 2014 WC bid.

Nah, fuck that. I want them convincingly beaten in the semi.

Has The Don even been seen since they lost the Checkatrade final? Fifth

The Junction usually shows different feeds.

Stringing him along to avoid any protests tomorrow and try to quell any mass vocal support for him during the game. I expect this to unravel early next week.

Shots fired.

Shola scored more goals for us than Niall Quinn did for the mackems

Kevin Scott. Next.

'Gewch'

Will Grigg They've got a nerve banging on about Almiron being a waste of wedge when they paid £4m for this utter spud.

Decked at Captain Pugwash

BALLY!

McGinn should be off.