Sima

God almighty.

Another £100m player for Guardiola to put on the bench.

Only thing I remember Wilf Mannion from is Fantasy Football League. "HALLO, IM WILF MANNION!"

Selection of beers was fucking wank in the Stack on Pilgrim Street.

I notice Sky Sports have turned off replies to that story. Can only imagine it’s because that thread turned into a sewer.

I’m nearly 44 and I’m going to be gutted when he leaves.

LB was playing Vini on. Endrick was behind Vini.

Spoilsport.

U-20s Lewis Hall also called up but didn’t get off the bench.

Would have been an unreal goal, that.

Chilwell.

Rob Green.

Piss poor from Gordon trying to press their number 5 on the touchline. Whoever he is.

Dirty cunt.

Silence after his interview. Can only imagine the development is too upsetting to put into words…

Been in a meeting for the last 4-5 hours. This was fucking champion news to see on the BBC website. Give me fucking strength.

Aye, I think he’s gone at the very latest next summer if we don’t quality for the Champions League.

Where’s the whistle?

Been sent off

Mackem legend wins it.

These lucky cunts man.

Referee is a clown.

Rashford on the take.

HOW