thedudeabides

Would be my first sigining for next season. Horses for courses and all that.

I would give Shearer a long term contract, what we need now more than ever is a bit of stability.

Ashley and JFK, sub 25k. New owner and Shearer, low 40k's.

I'm going down to the allotment with no form of communication.

An utterly spineless 2-0 defeat would be my guess.

If he was a horse, they would have shot him by now, a truly awful player. To his credit, he doesn't hide on the pitch, like the majority of the gutless cowards.

The rest of the football world will be watching and waiting for us to fail on Sunday, and the cameras will be scanning our support looking for goons. Please, if you are going.......no tears or tantrums at fulltime, no flabby white bodies on show, no shoes off or any other wacky songs etc. etc. The people running this club may not have an ounce of class between them, but let's not give the nation something else to laugh at, it's going to be hard enough to take as it is.

F*ck Keegan, his lack of a spine is one of the reasons we are in this mess in the first place.

He saved West Ham when they were deeper in the brown stuff than we are. He would at least give us a chance of stopping up.

Helicopter crash. Yes please.

Well done. I remembered the name but couldn't recognise him at all.

Hats off to whoever gets it....... http://i525.photobucket.com/albums/cc333/thedudeabides_photos/Bet.jpg

f*** me, best insult i've heard in a while Cheers, he's either that or the bot-chinned bottler in my eyes nowadays. Aye have a pop at Keegan but dont saying anything against the mongs who are running the club. Are you sure?

This.

f*** me, best insult i've heard in a while Cheers, he's either that or the bot-chinned bottler in my eyes nowadays.

This "We're going down but HEY! I WAS RIGHT! MUHAHAHA!!!" s*** pisses me right off. Fair enough, I didn't mean to come across like that. I just think some people have had their head in the sand for months now and must start to face up to the fact that we're going down.

We're as good as down, which I've been saying since the Hull game in September. Cheers Ashley, Wise, Llambias, Kinnear and not forgetting the quim-chinned quitter either. Idiots the lot of them.

What an utterly clueless, bullshitting embarrassment of a man our manager is. I can't believe he hasn't been given any grief off our fans for his behavior, his lies and more importantly, the results and performances we've had to endure since he took over. People seem to be content for him to take us into the Championship. Let's face it, we're stuck with Ashley and a shit squad 'til the Summer at least, sacking him and getting a new manager in (eg Curbishley) is the only way we're going to avoid the drop. KINNEAR OUT!!

I think he's really come on as a manager and would take him like a shot. Anybody who thinks we could get a better manager than him, is completely deluded. However, you'd have to question his sanity if he actually wanted the job in the current climate.

Have people still got their heads in the sand, or has reality finally set in?

I would be disgusted to see him in a Newcastle shirt. Would you find it hard to swallow?

Are people still thinking that 17th isn't good enough for us?

Born in Gateshead, live in Jesmond Vale.

Agreed, he sounds like a right arsehole.

Arsene clearly angling for the job IMHO. Sadly, he's nowhere near Geordie enough.