Kanji

And Obertan is the fastest player on our books

Praying this momentum continues.... http://www.orlandosentinel.com/business/os-venues-tourist-tax-stadium-20130808,0,7623039.story

If it said that. ....who now clearly doesn't give a fuck.

Probably hasn't happened in his career before either

fyp I posted it and said, who the fuck am I kidding? Thanks for the fyp mate!

Moussa Dembele would be my choice (realistically).

Scott Sinclair willing to be 3rd choice winger? If Pardew plays Cisse-Remy up-top (as he's wont to do), I imagine Sinclair would see the majority of starts at LW. Yep if we buy a LW i really think we won't ever see 4-3-3, either going to see Remy and Cisse up top or a 4231 like the one he used against Rangers but with Sinclair and Remy instead of Jonas and Sissoko. 3-1 like or even HBA wide right and Remy playing behind Cisse: Remy----HBA----Sinclair ----------Cisse------------ That's what i'm thinking yeah, the question will be will Pardew have the balls to drop Sissoko back alongside Cabaye and send Tiote into the crowd. Can't see it at all. I can see Tiote's immovable inclusion forcing another season of square-peg-round-hole-ing. Honestly - if we sign Sinclair, there's absolutely no way he will drop Cabaye, and there's also no way he will drop Sissoko (imo). He HAS to have HBA out there now, including Cisse and Remy. Signing a wide player is essential - one capable of goals and adding pace will probably signal Tiote and Jonas permanently to the bench. He loves himself some Tiote and Jonas, I know - but a Scott Sinclair, HBA, and Remy will be our 3 behind Cisse, but also offering a bit of dynamic to it allowing Remy to push up next to Cisse and Sinclair and HBA playing wings as we know AP loves his 4-4-2. Now is Cabaye & Sissoko as a CM pairing what might actually work, that's been up for discussion for ages - but its potentially our best front 6 (from an attacking perspective)

Scott Sinclair willing to be 3rd choice winger? If Pardew plays Cisse-Remy up-top (as he's wont to do), I imagine Sinclair would see the majority of starts at LW. Yep if we buy a LW i really think we won't ever see 4-3-3, either going to see Remy and Cisse up top or a 4231 like the one he used against Rangers but with Sinclair and Remy instead of Jonas and Sissoko. 3-1 like or even HBA wide right and Remy playing behind Cisse: Remy----HBA----Sinclair ----------Cisse------------

You can only judge by results, and the results hardly portray them as world beaters. The opposite, actually. Agree 150% that Pardew is the problem, and he'd make a team featuring the likes of Ronaldo, Messi, Rooney and Bale into relegation candidates, but the players are NOT without blame HBA has gone backover IMHO I don't think Ben Arfa's gone backwards ability wise, he has always been a bit too greedy to be a really top player. If you are talking about his fitness then you might have a point. Since his injury he hasn't looked in the same shape as previously IMO. He was probably at his best flying all over the pitch until that Europa League hamstring. He was really getting on some real top form before then, IIRC. But he did like much quicker before the De Jong injury. I personally think we've had shit physio/training staff since Sir Bobby left. Not sure I remember who was head of those respective groups (DW has been here for eternity no?)

8 in 38 for Swansea in the league before his move suggests he knows where the net it. Knew he scored a fair amount years back, just checked - had like 19 in the Championship in 10/11 and 27 in all comps.

New Colo gives 0 fucks.

No Sakho or Mapou?

Numbers aren't even official yet, could change, no? 5 is vacated these days too.

Glassing himself? Jesus He did that when he was at NUFC while on holiday, was in the Daily Star front page. Such a shame with Woodgate. Happens all the time in sport - players with so much talent but absolute 0 sense to make something of it or look about themselves to show for the opportunity and skill that people absolutely dream about. Pisses me off. I'll just say Rio > Sol and leave it there. None of the other in the list are fit enough talent wise or played enough to prove that wrong. But will note that Sol at his best wasn't far off Rio in my opinion.

When does this match take place?

Really wish this bastard would be fit for Man City.

We've had our best matches when we've pressed well and high up the pitch. I remember that Stoke away or Man Utd home the 5th place season and even Gary Neville was speaking so highly of how we executed the team/organized press to perfection.

Roma's in-house unbranded kits (rumored to be asics for this year) are absolutely taking the piss. Brilliantly retro. Those stylish Italians know what's up, just picture them giving full kit designing/approval to Totti

Jack Butland Tom Ince, Scott Sinclair... Had high hopes for Josh McEchran but not sure if he'll develop into a PL standard player. We've had a dry spell of talent coming through our ranks which is probably something we've done 5-10 years ago; hopefully we'll see improvement on that end.

In the past, when we clashed we'd wear the white socks, which I actually quite liked as a change-up. Hopefully this blue nonsense was a kit mistake and will never come back. Thankfully the Nike logo on it probably proves that. I'm sure the folks at Puma will like that.

Bought? You know they came from SD man!

The Blue socks...they had a Nike logo on it, saw them on the pic of Jonas' on the official Flickr page...

the mad bastard's positivity would be awesome. "Loic you're the best fucking striker I've ever fucking seen. You'll absolutely destroy those cunt defenders and will easily make it to the WC team. You're better than Benz...Benz..Mercedes Benz if you ask me"

Might literally be Joe's only redeeming quality, he's mad as fuck and his self belief is out of this world.