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Getting sick of this fuckin 'blueprint' on transfers tbh. I can see the logic in it, but it just can't be a fit all rule. This blueprint left us without a centre back when we played Norwich. There has to be some consideration on the actual team as well as looking to make a profit on every single signing. The wage cap is fair enough, but simply throwing away points because we're short in some positions hardly helps the club progress. And im not on about buying superstars.

A few decent looking tackles shouldn't mask the fact that for both the 2nd an 3rd goals he left his man and was ball watching. Colo had a poor game, but at least he has a track record. Bramble used to put in the odd Hollywood tackle, it didn't make his general defending any better.

He's giving goals away in nearly every game. An utterly terrible defender. Championship standard at very best. Other than that tackle at the start I thought he was fuckin shit. His aimless long balls under pressure were painful too.

Not sure when we turned the corner from playing football to just bypassing midfield and punting long aimless balls at the strikers. So frustrating.

Its starting to get ridiculous. Especially when Sammy is getting on in every game and doing fuck all.

Has to play ahead of Alan Smith. Bet he doesnt though. Smith would probably be better at centre back than Perch mind.

I think they'll win pretty comfortably today. Blackburn are horrific.

Obertan had a game like he did today and you single out Jonas. For f***s sake take off your rose tinted f***ing glasses. Obertan may have had a poor game, but he still outshone Jonas by a country mile. Jonas provided no threat whatsoever. One of the most clueless comments ive ever seen on here. You probably get a hard-on when someone does a step over. And yet again another clueless warrior. Tell me what Jonas created ffs. He won two free kicks in good positions, put one good ball in in the first half, and helped defend. He also layed the ball off to Santon and Cabaye on a number of occasions, supporting them on decent runs. Obertan didnt do any of that. All he did was hold up play when we could counter, failed to release the ball early enough, created no chances and ran down blind alleys all day long. He did nothing. Everything negative about his performance.

Obertan had a game like he did today and you single out Jonas. For f***s sake take off your rose tinted f***ing glasses. Obertan may have had a poor game, but he still outshone Jonas by a country mile. Jonas provided no threat whatsoever. One of the most clueless comments ive ever seen on here. You probably get a hard-on when someone does a step over.

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Berwick Rangers as im from Berwick and watch them when I can, and Darlington as I was at college there. Not as interesting since they left Feethams though. Not really that arsed about anyone else. Juve maybe because of their black and whiteness and them beating Kiev to help us qualify in the Champions League.

The most embarrassed ive been by any fan this season was a guy in his 40s being a total cunt in the pub at Villa, ripping down Irish flags and screaming abuse at barstaff. Its not just young people.

Every clubs got a twat like that. Even at Berwick theres an idiot who stands at every game with a black and gold kilt on, flashing his bits at anyone who will take notice. He's even there when its -10. Badge man at Liverpool, Sheff Weds tango man, that fat bastard dancer at Southampton, the Pompey tit. We seem to have a few trying to draw attention to themselves, like whipping their shirts off at any opportunity to show the world their fat guts and shit tattoos. Last season it was that ginger lad from Alnwick, this season him with the Tyne Bridge of his gut, for a while that beefy. But they're harmless really.

He came across badly on Radio Newcastle. Lets not fool ourselves. There will be no new sponsor. It will be the Sports Direct Arena, and thats what they hope it will be from now on without having to pay anything for the right.

I'd like to thank David Cameron for telling me what I think on the poppy issue. I thought the opposite, but glad he's corrected me.

I still can't understand all these pundits who thought we would be down there getting relegated. I didn't think we would do half as well as we did, but with some of the utter pish in this league, no way did I think we would be anywhere near relegation. Even when we did get relegated the last time, it took self destruction of the highest order, over and over to finish 3rd bottom.

Poor article. Quite a few people on here could probably do just as well of a job of covering Newcastle as that idiot.

What?!

Not sure for the Juve game, but I can remember the Champions League crowds we had werent really that great. I was about 18 then. Sitting in the front row of the Strawberry Corner. Could hardly see anything I was that close. Remember the goal though.

Get some mates to go with I was with two of them. It was the cunt behind who was the problem. haha. Im easily annoyed tbh. At the Spurs game there was a lad behind me playing with coins constantly. That was annoying too.

Im at nearly every match, but having a season ticket doesn't appeal to me. Knowing my luck, if I got one I would be stuck next to some right annoying cunt for the season. For example, the guy behind me yesterday. He was basically a commentator, but every time a player touched a ball he would mention them. However, he had his own knicknames for them: Collers, Guitiaires The Big Sho Little Ben Arfa Cabman. Annoying as fuck, and I would be devistated to be stuck next to such a slaver at every game

Aye the main part of the downstairs club shop is just full of absolute shite. Was in yesterday before the ticket collection point opened.

Ive bought a couple shirts from Soccer Scene in London. I was boasting on facebook about how good it was to be able to buy a shirt somewhere other than Sports Direct! haha. To be fair, its a decent store. Not packed full of shite and a bit more 'up market'.

Fuckin hell! Surely it would be an advantage to create a decent brand image in order to attract sponsors and new fans. Sports Direct can decide to look cheap, tacky and shit to aim to a certain market. It isn't exactly going to work in football when you've got nothing cheap and tacky to mass produce and sell at a decent profit. Its no wonder turnover has hardly gone up since this fat cunt took over. Llambais likes to tell us of Ashley bankrolling us, but they're hardly doing a decent job on increasing turnover are they?

I was in the shop before the Arsenal game, and it was pretty much like a Sports Direct shop anyway. Sale rails and cheap printed shite tshirts everywhere.