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we're in no place to throw stones We throw plenty of stones at our own club on here (and rightly so), don't see why we shouldn't do the same to others.

Says Marseille claim they paid 11.9m euros while Lille claim they paid 15m euros.

I know, really thought we were better than that in here

Aye they look nowt alike, what complete bollocks

Not a chance would we go for Long for £8m, to be honest I don't think he's worth that either.

Aye someone looking like someone else, racist as fuck!

What isn't funny about that? I mean who doesn't enjoy a good look alike

Pathetic from Southampton, deliberately putting in low ball offers instead of paying the going rate.

Maybe they are, but not announced yet? McClaren has already come out and said he hopes now to have it sorted before 1st July. He said he wants the best people, but they are often already in good jobs and are difficult to obtain, hence the delay. May have the majority of them in place already though?

Is there a list of completed Premier League transfers for this summer anywhere?

1 year left on his contract

Sure. It was a great run of form. Still not a whole lot of information to go on about how he might do here. No, but at least he's on good form and scoring goals. Luuk De Jong's form was terrible before we got him, couldn't buy a goal in the Bundesliga and it showed in his time here. Luuk de Jong is a better player, and I'm not even joking. I never believed De Jong was a bad player. I think he would have done far better here had he not come off the back of horrendous form which his confidence down through the floor.

16 goals in 21 league games also ring a bell? Not that I believe the report like, but it would hardly be anything like the Luuk De Jong signing.

You're going to get quoted so often if he ends up scoring a hat full

Wouldn't be surprised if Simpson is already here, just not announced yet. I think him leaving Derby just after McClaren says a lot and we never seem in much of a hurry to announce anything.

We broke even last year so I'd expect some net spend this year, but £60m, nah never going to happen.

People expecting us to spend much more than that will be in for disappointment. Not really, they spent more than that last year. The net spend wasn't anywhere near that which is what we're talking about here. Ah right. didn't see net spend mentioned once mind but fair enough. How could it be a £25m transfer fund without working on net spend? £17m net spend plus the £8m we got for Yanga-Mbiwa and Santon?

Will probably cost them another £3-4m to sack him. They were in the relegation zone on goal difference so any new manager would have had a fair chance of saving them. If that new manager wasn't a useless bull shitting slime ball that would have made their future far brighter. Anyway I hope the fact he's a complete bull shitter and the fans loving him so much keeps him in a job long enough to really fuck them up, delusional tossers.

Had no idea they'd agreed a fee for Remy, so that's knew anyway. Is that confirmed?

Well they are moving to the Olympic Stadium and will want to fill it so need a good season this year hence binning Allardyce. Also with the sale of Upton Park and shtuff they are pretty cash rich so can spend. Being linked to a fair few players ie Remy, Austin etc. Thought there must be something new I'd missed. They probably will spend quite a bit, a lot of clubs should be able to, but as yet they haven't done anything.

What have they done all of a sudden though?

Have I missed something here?

Not if they did a "if only foreign goalscorers counted" table surely? Um ... nah Pretty sure we'd still be at the bottom or thereabouts. We don't score any goals period! We'd probably be somewhere around mid table, job done for Ashley and co!

Not if they did a "if only foreign goalscorers counted" table surely?

Don't rate him and he's a right cunt (remember the hand ball?), would be gutted to have him anywhere near the club.