Northern Monkey

All footall fans are stupid. Including ours. Goes with the territory i think.

Aye, thats one heck of a back 4 for me. Better than we had for years but even if you have doubts over woodys fitness, we weren't as bare bones as we were back when he was here last. Back then we had ramage or edgar to come in if woody got injured but this time we have taylor, cacapa, rozenhal to choose from which is great Not much youth in there aside from Taylor and Enrique though. Personally I like how Enrique is suddenly good enough, based on f*** all. God bless us. he's had one bad game then done very well against ronaldo and played well since. Not particularly true, but hey ho. only particularly in your opinion but hey ho So mine is opinion, yours is fact. What a f****** surprise. and vica-versa ooh, touche. Thats me back in MY box. i agree with you in saying it's too early to say he'll be excellent but i've seen enough to make me think he can make the position his own for a long time. And i've seen enough to make me think he could go either way.

So if you're an alcocholic, and you stop, you die. THAT is an absolute crock of shit.

The only thing needed in the first post was "is a fucking eejit".

Aye, thats one heck of a back 4 for me. Better than we had for years but even if you have doubts over woodys fitness, we weren't as bare bones as we were back when he was here last. Back then we had ramage or edgar to come in if woody got injured but this time we have taylor, cacapa, rozenhal to choose from which is great Not much youth in there aside from Taylor and Enrique though. Personally I like how Enrique is suddenly good enough, based on f*** all. God bless us. he's had one bad game then done very well against ronaldo and played well since. Not particularly true, but hey ho. only particularly in your opinion but hey ho So mine is opinion, yours is fact. What a f****** surprise. and vica-versa ooh, touche. Thats me back in MY box.

Aye, thats one heck of a back 4 for me. Better than we had for years but even if you have doubts over woodys fitness, we weren't as bare bones as we were back when he was here last. Back then we had ramage or edgar to come in if woody got injured but this time we have taylor, cacapa, rozenhal to choose from which is great Not much youth in there aside from Taylor and Enrique though. Personally I like how Enrique is suddenly good enough, based on f*** all. God bless us. he's had one bad game then done very well against ronaldo and played well since. Not particularly true, but hey ho. only particularly in your opinion but hey ho So mine is opinion, yours is fact. What a fucking surprise.

Here we go again. Luque anyone? I'm not saying he's shit, just that we shoudl wait and see, before we go out and say they're going to be brilliant.

Aye, thats one heck of a back 4 for me. Better than we had for years but even if you have doubts over woodys fitness, we weren't as bare bones as we were back when he was here last. Back then we had ramage or edgar to come in if woody got injured but this time we have taylor, cacapa, rozenhal to choose from which is great Not much youth in there aside from Taylor and Enrique though. Personally I like how Enrique is suddenly good enough, based on f*** all. God bless us. he's had one bad game then done very well against ronaldo and played well since. Not particularly true, but hey ho.

On what basis would you start Carroll above Smith up front? On the basis that although both are knobheads, Smith has proven himself to be s***? Why do you think Carroll is a knobhead? Because I think some of his behaviour has been that of a knobhead. When he got his big boy contract, for example. what did he do? Not aware of anything. I think its fair to say he pissed his teammates off. "Flash wanker", i think one of them said.

Is that what you're saying? No. Dalglish is dour and negative, lets get some sexy football from Gullit. Gullit is a bad man manager, and doesn't understand the region. Lets get Robson, he can do both. Robson is to soft and some of the players dont respect him. Lets get some hard man discipline from Souness. Souness has destroyed the players confidence and split the dressing room. Roeder has united them, lets stick with him. Roeder lost so many players to injuries and has no Plan B. Allardyce should solve that. Allardyce invites the opposition on to us, and doesn't understand the region. Lets get Keegan, he'll attack, and he's been there before. Allardyce also had no plan b, so that doesn't quite work.

Are we? Which one? Cos of the first setence is true, so is the second. I was questioning whether we were knocking back £3m bid for him. I haven't even seen it rumoured, let alone confirmed. I'm hoping we havent been that stupid. But having said that, I can't think who'd be stuod enough to bid £3m for him, except maybe Roeder, or Steve Bruce.

On what basis would you start Carroll above Smith up front? On the basis that although both are knobheads, Smith has proven himself to be s***? Why do you think Carroll is a knobhead? Because I think some of his behaviour has been that of a knobhead. When he got his big boy contract, for example.

Aye, thats one heck of a back 4 for me. Better than we had for years but even if you have doubts over woodys fitness, we weren't as bare bones as we were back when he was here last. Back then we had ramage or edgar to come in if woody got injured but this time we have taylor, cacapa, rozenhal to choose from which is great Not much youth in there aside from Taylor and Enrique though. Personally I like how Enrique is suddenly good enough, based on fuck all. God bless us.

It's essential to maybe push on from here and try and get a uefa spot. If new signings would give us a chance of that then waiting until the summer would be daft as we can attract better players if were in europe. If not we best hope the intertoto route is open for us UEFA is way, way beyond us. Allardyce saw to that.

it helps if one of your top columnists has spoken to Southgate for the past 4 days Or if you just make stuff up?

also been told, Southgate is laughing all the way to the bank and doesn't think Woodgate will stay fit Hang on, I've just had a phone call......he's signed for the New England Patriots. So you must be a fibber.

I think we'll lose gracefully tomorrow, maybe 2-1. Then we'll get humped during the week. The only good thing is that the fans who were thinking that just Keegan coming in would make us good enough, as if passion and drive alone would make up for the fact that the players in many cases are a bit crap.

On what basis would you start Carroll above Smith up front? On the basis that although both are knobheads, Smith has proven himself to be shit?

supposedly signed 4 days ago, and it will be announced after the Arsenal games How very, very made up.

Aye, Milner has been terrible. You've watched ONE game, haven't you. Jesus. Which of Milner's recent performances have impressed you? What do you think he brings to the team? What does he bring to the team? He's the best right winger we have, he takes full backs on, and he creates space for others to support him. His crossing has been gash for the past few games, but he's not a bad player. I'd rather have him on the right that anyone else at this point. If we were jettisoning players after 2 or 3 indifferent games, we'd have an entirely empty first team.

It's in the Sun, and it lets fools quote ridiculous, big player values for a very mediocre footballer. So it HAS to be true!!!!11!!tbh

how? How will he "probably" be a success? Unless you're assuming he moves to a mid-to-lower table Championship side.

. £13m now??? Double that in 2 years??? This is Martins, for christs sake.

Aye, Milner has been terrible. You've watched ONE game, haven't you. Jesus.

Aye, we only have lads who's only ambition in life is to play for us.