Northern Monkey

hahahahahaahaha!!!! Yeah, right, like the fat cunt is paying anything at all. Nobody wanted it, so this is their embarassing climb down. And they genuinely think we are stupid enough to not see through them.

ha ha, i don't think its the results that have lowered the "value" of the club - more like it was overpriced in the first plac,e and that fat cunt has pocketed £25m since our relegation in player sales, decreasing the alleged nett worth of the club.

i think thats all he meant, what i think it is going on is hughton identifies a loan signing eg marlon harewood, sounds out villa if hes available does some negotiating over loan fee wages etc then once all thats done he has to go to ashley for final approval on the deal (martin o'neill said something before harewood arrived about having to clear it with the owner i think) Thats not what the lieing fat cunt said, though, is it.

Assuming you weren't firing at me with the whoosh gun, give me a definition of what 'our Gerrard' would entail. Twisty faced and angry in nightclubs?

Barton is out - so fuck? he was WELL below the standard expected of a Premiership footballer, in terms of ability, quality and behaviour. and he was not alone. Unliek other hateful characters such as Smith, however, he has proven himself so far to be not even good enough for a decent Championship side. I hope something goes badly wrong with the recovery, and the cunt never plays again.

Great result today against a surprisingly poor Reading. Few points though 1) Shola is proving his level. if we DO go up, for fucks sake lets not pretend his good enough for the big league. 2) Bearing in mind how terribly mediocre Shola is (fact), how bad must Carroll feel - that piece of crap got 3, he was yet again shown up. ouch. 3) where has the money from Martins etc gone? Is that coming off the cost of the club (the asset having been devalued by his sale), or is Big Fat Mike - who a number of cocks on here(you know who you are, you pathetic, also-Souness-and-Allardyce-supporting cunts) thought was ok- pocketing it then still trying to sell theclub as was?? No wonder no-one wants it - that cockney cunt and everyone who ever supported him deserve everything they get. Cretinous arseholes, you know who you are.

How do we believe Kinnear - he's a lying cunt. How do we believe Ashley - he is also a lying cunt. And the ITKs on here? - utter cunts. All facts, Fact Fans.

Barton is an absolute and utter cunt, who deserves fuck all more chances. He has a long history of violent, antisocial and bullying behaviour. The fact that he is also not particularly good is notrelevant, even if he was a quality player, he'd still not be worthplayin. Some "fans" still support any team member despite the obvious facts. Exactly the kind of fans we don't need.

Beye, Taylor (S not R, the latter is fucking terrible), Bassong, Butt, Harper. The rest are a fucking absolute disgrace, as are Ashley, Llambias, and pretty much everyone associated with the club. They can all get to fuck for all I care. As for the "kids", Carrol is good enough, Kadar by all accounts one to watch, Ranger too. But lets face it, NUFC were a bunch of stupid cunts, and we could end up stuck with the likes of Duff and Colo because we are run by a buch of absolute cretins. We are going to be a big scalp for other clubs in the Championship, but it IS our natural environment now. We're shite, and we know we are.

Shit team, shit managers, shit board, average fans?

No worse than any other combinations. In the immortal words of Fraser out of Dads Army...........

We were shit, which is fair enough, as the players are actually shit. Even a few years ago, we had a few players that would have gotten into a top 6 team, and maybe even 1 or 2 for a top 4 team. Now, these players DESERVE to be in a relegated side, which in all likelihood they will be next week. Big club? We're not. Haven't been for a good few years, All the Ashley and Wise apologists (you know who you are), and those that thought Kinear or Houghtonm were anywhere near good enough, should hang their stupid heads in shame. Hearing players like Butt and Duff comig out in the papoers "i don't want to get relegated, I'll fight to make sure we don't", then just fucking meandering through games is ludicrous. Premier League? You're having a laugh.

Harper 6 - important save, but rooted to his line too much. Beye 6 - Did well pushing on. Taylor 7 - better. And better than Colochini. Bassong 6 - Bit up and down, but solid enough. Duff 5 - not BAD, but not good either. Forgettable performance again. Guthrie 6 - Solid Butt 6 - Solid but not the quickest Nolan 6 - Solid, not the quickest, quicker than Butt. Jonas 4 - poor, out of position, without much guile. Viduka 8 - Good performance, knackered by the end! Owen 4 - rubbish. Probably his last game for us? On ths form, no great loss. Fuck knows what's wrong with Jonas, but he was not right last night. Owen was dreadful as well. Duff is not a left back, but he wasn't much cop going forward either in fairness. BUT, on the plus side (apart the result, obviously, and the fact that I got a chicken balti pie for once), Viduka, although marginally slower than tectonic drift, still has the ability to make the ball stick to him (sort of an anti-Shola). Guthrie, Butt and Nolan got stuck in, and the substitutions worked.

Which he was shit at. Good riddance to a bad, bad wanker. I hope something terminal happens to him.

If Kinnear comes back then Ashley will have undone all of the (far too late and not enough) good work he's shown by getting rid of cockends like Wise and Jimenez.

A really good first 30 minutes, followed by a typically poor rest of the game. I just wish we'd gotten a half decenty manager in, instead of Kinnear. He's going to take us down.

Regardless of the rights or wrongs of the N'Zogbia case, Kinnear is having a fucking laugh, surely?? How he can call ANYONE else a fantasist is beyond me, he's one of the biggest liars we've had here, and we had Allardyce!!! Good riddance to players who don't want to be here, but really. fuck off Kinnear, you absolute and utter cretin.

Bassong? Only if they haven't seen him play. Nopt many clubs would pay £8m+ for half a good defender. N'zogbia wanted to go, for whatever reason, so there is no reason to keep him. Can't say i blame him for wanting off - he's being played out of position if at all, behind at least one player (Duff) who is no better than him. His choice of club was an odd one, but having said that, once he realised that his agent might have been exagerrating the Arsenal/Villa/etc interest, he decided to join a club currently 7th in the league, leabing one with an inferior manager, and a genuine chance of relegation. What's he left behind? A team he rarely played in the right position at, managed by a lair, with useless cretins on the Board. I'd have been much happier if we'd signed a striker as well (although not if Wise had anything to do with it, obviously), but if we get a competent right back and soem cash, at least that's something.

:) Genius. Absolute genius. Imagine the ace players he could bring in if he was nearer the first team! More Gonzales' please!

I think he probably IS the worst manager. He's certainly the stupidest, and the biggest liar. Yes, there were some on here who wanted him to get the job. Same ones who don't go to the game but feel qualified to comment every week, said Wise had done and good job, and previosuly thought Souness shoudl get more time probably - in other word, complete arseholes, just like Kinnear and hios mates Ashley and Wise. If/When we go down, as it looks increasingly like we will, we won't be coming stratight back up. Not with shite business men, a clueless Board and a manager most teams in the league don't want.

The injury to Barton would be an irrelevance if we were in the top half, as he is so very average. But we are in the shite, so so we need even him. We are a very poor team with the worst manager in the league, and the worst Board. Anyone who gives it the "don't boo the team/club/board" is a stupid cunt, who has fuck all right to go to the game, although they probably don't anyway.

Nice to see we have a coach who is as much of a lying cunt as the manager.

Yeah, what we need is signings chosen by Dennis Wise or Kinnear The Fantasist. We'd be better off playing Fat Uncle Mike and Lovenkrands' unborn baby (which is the only reason he's anywhere near us) than most players them two daft cunts will choose. Kinnear has less of a clue than Roeder, Souness or Allardyce, but any fan who didn't start questioning him after the "Owen will let me know in 2 days" LIE is a fucking cretin who no doubt wanted to give Fat Sam more time - gullible wankers. We were shit today, and the face onm Given when he left the field was what every fan should have......but too many arseholes will keep buying shirts and supporting the manager/club because "that makes you a real fan"....fuck off, you retards.

Fucks sake - hopefully our interest in Neill (the most overpaid and overrated right back in the country) is waning now. Kinnear, you are a cretin of the highest order, and a fucking liar to boot. The sooner NUFC get rid of yet another waste-of-oxygen manager the better.

I love how that fucking arsehole Kinnear pre-empted defeat by claiming we had 11 first team players out. What a stupid cunt. Only two of those out shoudl even be in the fucking first team, and one of them (Martins) is overhyped beyond belief. So the man thinks that Shola, Viduka, Cacapa and Smith are first team, deos he?? Cretin. I look forward to the players HE is bringing in - after all, he can't do any worse than Dennis Wise. And to think we lost Keegan over utter shite like Xisco and the perma-crocked Gonzales. All of you who backed Ashley, and supported his decision to get rid of Keegan - this is what you deserve, you 'tards.