Northern Monkey

None of those are as good as Milner on the right wing. Ashley is a fucking idiot, and he's apparently populated his Board with fucking idiots. Keegan woudl be well off out of this shambles. Big club?? Don't make me fucking laugh. We're going to struggle to remain an avergae sized club with these arseholes.

too good for us

It's an interesting chocie of words compared to "We guarantee if you have purchased a season ticket it will be delivered before the first home game" isn't it. "i'm a fat, populist, spurs fan who has fuck all idea but a small number of cretins have fell for it."

That idiot is quite a successful businessman to be fair. He's making a rats arse of this business. examples please? hahaha dennis wise on the BOARD. trying to sell the club, lying about it, then getting oun out. expecting top 4 with journeymen pro's. allowing his business to fail in a fundamental area, the result being people will need t o pay more to travel to a game, and maybe queue far longer due to the inability to have a business capable of doing its basic job.

That idiot is quite a successful businessman to be fair. He's making a rats arse of this business.

He's going to need a bloody big gun, cos we're nowhere near that right now.

37 league games since he came here. Its not a good record, in honesty.

Borja Valero - sounds like the kind of minnow east european club that knocks shite like Rangers out of European competition.

Realism starting to muscle out the traditional idiotic optimism for a lot of people? It's idiotic optimism to point out the facts from last season? No, i meant every season, we hear fans giving it the "[insert player name] will be on fire this season.....we'll be fourth, guaranteed....better than Arsenal....." Now, as season ticket sales (and away ticket sales, i suspect) are maybe showing that our fans are being more realistic. And realistically, i for one don't expect a great goals/cost ratio out of Owen (or any of our current forwards, to be fair).

You rate Faye above Coloccini? FUCK. I meant to overype that, i copied off someone else for speed. Faye is an absolute journeyman pro, no doubt about it. We don't know how good Coloccini will be yet, but lets face it, he's going to be better than Faye/Cacapa, who are on a level. Given Beye Taylor Faye Enrique Milner Guthrie N'Zogbia Gutierrez Owen Martins

Realism starting to muscle out the traditional idiotic optimism for a lot of people?

This club is run by absolute fucking cretins. Again. They'll have fucked up the cards again, what's the odds there's chaos on the turnstiles next saturday. That idiot Ashley should stop prancing round like a fat twat on holiday in Magaluf, and make sure his business is running properly.

10-20 starts, 5-12 goals including cameo appearances. Great player, shit value for money.

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Best centre back we've had for a good while. But he's local and not great on CM2008, so he must be shit.

Yeah, cos some words in a completely partisan publication make EVERYTHING alright, and he MUST mean everything he says, he wouldn't just make stuff up to try to be populist and get us off his back.

There's idiots on here with thousands of posts and claim to be ITKs, but are in fact just arseholes who make things up, so number of posts is no guide.

I like it. of course he is, it'll be like getting a new player again, everton r getting a bargain for 3 million. i'll be terrified for when he comes up here to play against us. True class always shines through.

Ideally, my target would be for us not to be owned by a populist, gobshite, disengenous spurs fan. But alas, we are stuck with him, as he has said he's definately not selling out. Oh no, not him. Look, he's wearing a ashirt and everything. He's a PROPER fan, drinks pints and everything.

I like it.

He's not the BIGGEST twat, but he is still a massive twat. And he's shit. At least some of the other massive twats we've signed - Barton, Bowyer etc - were mediocre footballers. Smith can only dream of being mediocre.

Ameobi and Smith - two Championship strikers. So far out of their depth that its not even funny.

Yet another shite player signed by Fat Bastard Allardyce. Most of the cretinous cunts who supported Fat Head when he came - and even well into his pathetic reign - have yet to admit their stupidity. Do we KNOW we got all our money back for his piece of shite defender? Cos i get the impression too many in here are still relying on SunSport for their "facts".........and their fucking opinions.

He's a very average footballer, who we payed over the odds for. He's also an avbsolute scumbag, and a bit of a cunt, if we're honest. I hope some smacked-up inmate cuts the little wankers hamstrings. Failing that, sell him for whatever we can get when he comes out in 3 months, and fine him the maximum amount of his wages that we're allowed as often as possible.

I'm not sure if we will, this season will be seen as a failure within St James', I'm sure of that. I'm not sure it has been a failure though, I think the club has now been stabilised and we are in a hell of a position to move on from although I think we might have a surprise or two before the new season comes along. For most part the football has been shit, away from that and we've had an amazing 12 months. It looks more worthy of a book than a DVD. you ought to get a job as the North Tyneside Labour Party spokesman........"this result hasnot been a defeat for us"...........