Rich

I’d jizz myself in a coma if they went down and got stuck, like.

There’s nee way he said ‘Spotify Camp Nou’

Fucking hell Tommy Five Pies over here

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He looked like he relished that tonight. If he can stop hoying up, getting sent off, and stay fit, we’ve got some player on our hands.

It’ll haunt my dreams tonight, that. Tonali didn’t even make a run.

Can’t feel anything but proud after that, there was a second goal there for us so I’m glad we tried to go for it. Setup was class, players were class, crowd was class. We reduced Barca to long ball football for long periods, which is ridiculous. Referee can get in the fucking bin, mind. Honking. Think 1-1 suits us better than 1-0 going to their place, we have to approach it like a one-off cup final.

Think I’d rather painstakingly remove each of my pubes with a pair of tweezers.

Cracking post, but very sad to hear that your xA (expected attendance) is on the decline.

Into these! Howay Eddie’s high-pressing Mags!

I’ve got rid of all socials so I’m totally in the dark on that sort of stuff. LiveScore have them as Martin, Garcia, Cubarsi, and Cancelo at the back, which looks extremely flimsy to me.

Aye. If we end up without Europe, as seems likely, it’s surely a perfect time for a bit of a reset/restart in terms of our overall approach? I’d back Howe any day to get us back to being greater than the sum of our parts, regardless of what calibre of players we can attract, with more time to train. A top-class goalkeeper is an absolute must, mind, whoever that could be.

Any word on Kounde and Balde?

We’d have been going some to better last season, like. You’re looking at winning another cup and finishing higher than fifth, while going far in the CL and the other cup at the same time. Not saying it was impossible to do that, but the summer made it almost so. Now we’ve discussed who’s to blame for that to death, but if we still had Isak here and firing there’s no doubt we’d be miles better off.

To keep it somewhat on topic, though, while I’m still not ready to give up on Woltemade, I’ve had my fill of him in midfield. People are quick to forget his early season contributions. Dread to think where we’d be in the league without those goals .

As much I love Wor Malick, I still think Tino, Schär, Burn, Hall is our best unit. Conversely, there’s no argument that Thiaw has been our best individual performer at CB, for me. Touch of the Bassongs going on there, cracking player but perhaps lacks the intangibles that the older heads bring?

First time I’ve watched the filth all season, our game aside. Has their songbook always been made up entirely of bastardised versions of our songs?

beeeeeeewwwwwwwww

What’s that shite they’re playing at half time about the bridges btw? Proper dirge.

Would’ve been good to see him get some minutes tonight. Fucking useless.

‘Supporters’

Fair play to The Corner (and, most likely, Heron) there, mind, tremendous backing at the end in particular.

I haven’t been able to watch it yet either We’re pathetic.