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Positives: -excellent technique -can take on a defender and win -lots of pace -works hard and covers back -great awareness -reaches byline with ease Negatives: -crosses aren't great (doesn't get played on right wing much - right footed) -Huffy, doesn't like it when things don't go his way -Surrounded by a team that doesn't move and don't give him so many options to pass so he loses the ball quite a bit or has to take excessive risks ADDS SIGNIFICANTLY MORE TO THE TEAM THAN IS GIVEN CREDIT FOR**HE IS THE ONLY PLAYER IN OUR SQUAD CAPABLE OF "BUMMING IN THE FACE" OPPOSITION DEFENCES**

For all the anti-Keegan mob out there: Long walk, short pier!!

Unbeleivable, really is. What a bunch of clowns we have running the club...

PLEASE READ THE FULL PDF, THE JUDGES COMMENT QUITE FREQUENTLY THE CLEAR LACK OF CLARITY IN DECEISIONS AND THE "CONFUSION" BETWEEN STAFF AND THEIR OWN MODEL OF BUSINESS CONDUCT... WHAT A SET OF CLOWNS. WELL DONE KEV!!

Can anyone tell me the Keane and Ashley chants that were sung, I was listening to a stream on internet and could hear "noise" but not the words... frustrating as the game was sown up from the start. One point; Enrique is the stand out performer at the moment, his bad passes normally result from a lack of options being given to him from his teammates!!!

I think we will see this team: --------------Harps------------- RTaylor---Taylor---Colo---Enrique Jonas----Smith---Barton---Duff ---------Nolan----Carrol/ameobi?

Still very jittery and panicky, don't think he has played great and has been cuaght on the turn and for pace three times blatantly... Bringon Kadar!!

Jonas was looking for someone to pass to and got frustrated that's all... Duff has agin flattered to deceive. Ryan taylor is getting bummed in the face quite regurlarly. Ameobi needs shot as always and I am being pleasantly surprised by carrol!! P.S. Goal was scrappy and typical bad luck of ours... we should shat on this lot TBH

Anyone have the line up...it is an hour before game??

anybody read what George has to say, he is normally spot on (imho).. http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/premier_league/newcastle/article6741322.ece

1) How much money would you need to have in the bank before you were willing to buy the club in the first place? (assume club can be purchased for £100m) I'd earmark 1 billion in the bank for some high class drugs, babetastic prostitutes, haute cuisine gluttonny and helicopter taxis. If there was any change, after my sycophant cronies (alan from EC included!) and I came back down to earth (get it?), it would be spent on over the hill superstars to get us back into the prem... 2) Who do you appoint as manager? To go with the high roller image it could only be Mourinho. 3) Do you take a hands on approach with the clubs operations, or do you appoint a chief executive? I'd find a new young and beautiful chief executive, and I would employ a hands on approach with her 4) Do you appoint a director of football? Robbie williams flown in from LA (knows how to large it) 5) How much money per season on transfers? 50 suitcases stuffed with 50 pound notes, and this is only the backhanders for willie mckay!!! 6) Who controls how transfer budget is spent? A small monkey called Gerald. 7) Do losses (excluding transfer fees) come out of the transfer budget or out of your wallet? MY Luis Vuitton wallet 8) What is your overall business plan? Lose money, win faith & ehm...11 players on pitch every saturday... 9) Would you ever intervene on any issue? Where do you draw the line on intervention? Violence, small arms in training? 10) Where do you sit on match days? My throne in the director's box 11) Would you maintain a high or low-profile? Depend whether I had my heels on or not 12) How do you respond to the press? In Swahili 13) How would you make future managerial decisions? Paper, scissors and rock with fergie or Moory 14) Would there be fan representation on the board? Hand picked mongs by david craig would override board decisions! 15) Anything else you'd do? Paint the stadium black and white, get some turkish bloke with a loadspeaker to whip the fans into a frenzy, get an NBA piano player to knock out the tension tune when the game's shiite and finally only employ smiling stewards with large breasts.

It won't sell if it is in reality 200m instead of 100m, or you would have to take a much larger risk than Ashley's if you did buy it for that amount. I hope he is ready to lose more than half his investment or we are down the tubes. I know, I'll get on the blower to that Harris bloke, he might know??

Could somebody please tell me whether the 100 million (Mike Ashley) loan will be written off or whether it will be added to the sales price i.e. 100m + 100m = actual price of club 200m... Has this been specified anywhere???

The team has performed on those levels all season, not surprised really but a bit of a sickening feeling now that it is a reality... Championship for a year...

lucky goal theirs!! We don't look too bad TBH... Change edgar for Raylor as he is getting bummed in the face at the moment

Their back line doesn't exactly have bags of pace either... Possibilities if we click???

Edgar in at right back instead of Ryan Taylor. Would prefer taylor just for his superior free ball ability, would say both of them are equally shiite at defending!

anybody have the line up yet???

Attack wise; they looked quite sharp every time they got the ball in the last third whereas we looked pretty toothless, apart from set pieces where we looked a bit more hungry. Very dissapointed.

Haven't been on for a while but for what it's worth: We have been incapable of beating anyone of late so why on earth would we be able to beat Villa... Our defence and midfield look so out of sorts it is embarrassing. Apathy has taken me over and I am looking forward to crushing teams next season in the Championship. For you diehards out there, at least it will get rid of the pleb boo-boys and the silent crew, something positive to be taken???

I think that "structure" should be brought into kids football at a later stage (10+), we suffocate them by implementing rigid platforms in which they are expected to hold their positions and have tactical awareness. I am all for "having fun" and for children to express themselves, if they make mistakes they will learn more that way... P.S. I detest the sideline brigade who scream and shout at football games with youngsters playing especially the so called coaches!

that freekick when he was 2 yards offside, he really is useless. He always does that and Bolton have held their lines quite well TBH..

I would bring on duff, move lovenkrands upfront and put duff out on the right. Who would come off for duff?

Never seen so much route one football in my life. We havent won a thing with harper's long balls, what's wrong with passing it out of defence???

HTT, I agree with you that collocini was pretty average yesterday and hasn't reached the standard you would expect from a ten million defender, BUT the reason he went walkabout (mostly in the second half) was that he was under instruction to "stick to" Felliani. Surely you noticed that whenever felliani got into the last third Coloccini was next to him in a second, he did this very well TBF...